Sam

Just caught, killed, and disposed of a mouse all by myself 🤢🤮😭 #strongindependentwoman

Just saw Twisters…I understand the Glen Powell hype

The 15 year old tiny boy cashier at Wegmans had to ID me and apologized for “having to ID someone who is 50.” Are we forreal.

Ugh my friends have the cutest babies, I love auntie life 🥰

MY BUCKEYE IS COMING TO PITT !!

One thing about me, I will never be a kindle girlie. I need to feel a book in my hands and be able to slam that shit shut when it gets intense

I think my favorite thing on earth is a strong men’s quartet of singers

Paid off my student loans today. I feel elevated and physically ill at the same time

The fits at a Greta Van Fleet concert go crazy

There is not one single episode of Queer Eye that I haven’t cried the whole time

Rihanna has me in a chokehold right now holy shit

Just saw Don’t Worry Darling…Florence Pugh is God’s great gift to this earth

#bachelorvote Christina for the win!

How is it that men can fall asleep within 5 minutes of turning out the light ???

Elizabeth Olsen is THAT bitch. 🫢

Wild to think this is Roethlisberger's last game with the Steelers

Two black cats have crossed my path and a murder of crows was above my house at lunch...am I going to die today???

I have to be in a meeting when John Mulaney tickets drop so Anna is logging into my ticketmaster account for me 😭🤣