Yorkshire Speaker, Adventure Taking, Novel Writing, Dice Rolling Day Dreamer. Loves the Nitpickiest π
Chin Chin π₯ SHE/THEY
Joined February 2014
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πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
My heart goes out to Bruce Willis and his family, & also my gratitude for shining a much needed light on this disease. When people step forward it helps all of us. When people get a diagnosis itβs extremely difficult, but also for most a relief to get a diagnosis.
πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
More his confession than mine but when my son makes a cup of tea, he squeezes the bag really hard against the side of the cup. Every teaspoon we have is bent; it's like living with Uri fucking Gellar.
πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
#ItWasGoingGreatUntil I lost my glasses
πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
My marriage is starting to crumble
As my wife prefers Mister Tumble
She will only go down
If I'm dressed as a clown
I think it's high time i got Bumble
πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
#ItWasGoingGreatUntil someone called a meeting
πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
#ItWasGoingGreatUntil that awkward moment when a zombie was looking for brains and walked right by me...
πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
#ItWasGoingGreatUntil I trusted a fart
πΊπ¦ Dixie Wrecked π³οΈβπ retweeted
All these reply guys on Twitter wouldn't know what to do with a clit even if they accidentally found it.
