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Joined July 2013
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A red card any and every time...unless its @CelticFC
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Wouter is showing himself to be a better coach than McInnes, and its by no means certain that Shankland and Devlin would get into a Wouter Vranken team. We're better off without those Rangers exiles ...
Vrancken came out looking better than Derek here. The handshake we saw was the kind of behaviour we revelled in last season but in reality is immaturity. The good squad inherited comment is egotistical and hollow. 15+ players have left including our midfield core and our top goalscorer. Starting XI minutes under Del: 🧤 Reus - 0 🛡️ Altena - 580 🛡️ MFW - 0 🛡️ McCart - 654 🛡️ Mato - 24 🪄 Kerjota - 241 💪 Mendy - 0 💪 Magnusson - 1270 🪄 McPake - 0 🪄 Miller - 0 ⚽️ Braga - 2900 Of those 6 that were under Del only Magnusson and Braga started 10+ games 👀 And he failed to give Mato or Kerjota a single start 🤯 Based off how both teams played last night, it’s clear him moving on was best for both parties and now we move onto coaches who are streets ahead of Del in many aspects.
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#bbcqt Once again the BBC is giving airtime on the QT panel to a Reform representative of a minority party. Why???
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This is brilliant!
Abdul El-Sayed gives a BRILLIANT response to a guy asking him is he disavows the Muslim Brotherhood (he disavows them). Why doesn't every Christian candidate get asked if they disavow the Proud Boys, or the KKK, or other Christian Nationalist terrorists?
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Problem is there are so many Trump supporters who have been taken in by his lies and stupid enough to believe it. Pity we couldnt load them onto a plane and drop them off in Kiev for a few days.
Trump supporter: “Everything that Trump said since 2017, he delivered on it” Davram Stiefler: “What about when he said he was gonna end the Ukraine war on day one?” TS: “Well honestly I didn’t really follow that much because of… I don’t think it really happened to be honest, the Ukraine war. I think that was the fake news media. You can’t believe everything you see” DS: “You don’t believe that war is happening at all?” TS: “Uhm… I really don’t, no. When you watch the footage if you pay attention, if you see with both eyes, you can see what’s real and what’s not”
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I was nearly brought to years by this young woman. If I were American I would be totally with her, out on the street fighting for democratic values and against Trumps heinous regime. F*** Trump. 🤬
This young woman gives one of the most powerfully cogent takedown of the inanity and corruption of Trump’s regime.
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Red card all day. F*** the SFA. In Celtics pocket.
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Here’s another clip of a woman reading Trump’s words verbatim from a recent rally in Mississippi that puts a giant magnifying glass over how gone he is cognitively and unfit he is for office.
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Outstanding. Pity he couldnt run again.
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Wouter is getting performances out of players whom McInnes kept on the fringes last year. He is a far more rounded manager, more adaptable than McInnes, and a better coach based on the evidence so far this season.
'I thought he was going to thank me for leaving him such a strong squad' 😅 Derek McInnes on his frosty handshake with Hearts boss Wouter Vrancken 🤝 #BBCFootball
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Barrack Obama at his best. Compelling viewing. Ridiculing Trump 😂
Former President Barack Obama responds to President Trump criticizing his comparison of Trump's Oval Office decor to The Cheesecake Factory: "I am not making this up. He is literally doing arts and crafts while we are fighting a war and trying to deal with out-of-control prices."
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google.com/url?sa=i&source=w… The above link is to help those drivers who think that it is somehow illegal to cycle 2 abreast. IT IS NOT. Yet unfortunately there are drivers who don't know their highway code as they hurl abuse at cyclists about this. PS I've been a driver for 50yrs. 🤬
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Trump nailed here 👇.Brilliant anaysis...every word.
A MAN WITHOUT FEELINGS, CONSCIENCE, OR MORALS Someone once asked: “Why do some British people dislike Donald Trump?” Nate White, an eloquent and witty English writer, gave a brilliant answer (excerpts attributed to The Times of London): “Trump lacks certain qualities that the British have traditionally valued. He has no class, no charm, no composure, no authority, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no modesty, no honor, and no dignity. Although Trump may look ridiculous, he has never said anything ironic, funny, or even remotely witty. Not once. And I mean that literally. To the British, a complete absence of humor is almost a form of inhumanity. But in Trump's case, it is a fact. He doesn't even understand what a joke is. To him, a joke is a crude attack, an illiterate insult, or an act of casual cruelty. Just look at his endless obsession with someone's backside. Trump resembles a troll. He never laughs sincerely; he merely squeals with delight or mockery. And what is even more frightening is that he doesn't just deliver crude and stupid insults — he actually believes this is perfectly normal. His mind is a primitive algorithm of petty prejudices and instinctive malice. There is no irony, complexity, nuance, or depth in him. Everything is superficial. We can see that he has no inner world, no soul. He is soulless. In Britain, we have traditionally sided with David rather than Goliath. Our heroes have always been courageous underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither courageous nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite. He isn't even merely a spoiled rich boy or a greedy fat cat. He is more like a giant white slug, a privileged Jabba the Hutt. And worse still, he is a bully. Yet when surrounded by other bullies, he instantly transforms into a groveling servant. He always punches down — something a gentleman would never do. And he takes particular pleasure in attacking those who are most vulnerable, defenseless, and already lying on the ground. That is why the fact that a substantial minority of Americans — perhaps a third — look at him, listen to him, and think, ‘Yes, he's my kind of guy!’ is a source of enormous astonishment and alarm to the British. Because it is impossible to read even one of his tweets or listen to more than a few sentences without feeling the ground open beneath your feet. He has turned mediocrity into an art form. He is the Picasso of pettiness, the Shakespeare of shit. His flaws are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on to infinity. There have always been plenty of stupid people in the world, and no shortage of wicked ones. But for stupidity to be so wicked, and wickedness so stupid — that is something truly rare. Compared with him, Nixon looks trustworthy, and George W. Bush looks intelligent. If Frankenstein decided to create a monster made entirely of human flaws, he would create Trump. And then the horrified Dr. Frankenstein would scream in despair: ‘My God, what have I done?!’ And if idiocy were a television series, Trump would be its entire set.” Stephen King is an American writer who works across many genres, including horror, thrillers, science fiction, fantasy, supernatural fiction, drama, and detective fiction. He has earned the nickname “King of Horror.” King is a literary giant whose words carry authority around the world. Here is a statement attributed to him about Trump: “We can joke about Trump, but this is no joke. He and his accomplices, with the support of the Supreme Court, are turning America into a fascist, authoritarian state. Republicans must stop putting party interests above the interests of their country and recognize the danger.”
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Confirmed: Hearts defender Harry Milne has done his ACL. Christian Borchgrevink's injury timeline also confirmed. Live piece from Tynecastle ahead of Wednesday's game against Rangers. edinburghnews.scotsman.com/s…
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Don't know who the guy in the middle is. Should be swapped out for Theo James, proper Gentleman.
The final 007 screen tests were held this weekend. HIGNFY wishes all candidates the best of luck
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It can't be unsaid Donald....
"I hope Nicki wasn't insulted." President Trump makes a joke about Nicki Minaj's backside during his Michigan campaign rally before quickly adding, "We love Nicki. She's been with us for a long time." The moment comes as Minaj joins the president on the campaign trail ahead of the midterm elections. Download the FOX News app for more on Trump's remarks: foxnews.onelink.me/xLDS/z2jy…
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Spoken like a true sexual predator...
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.
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Trump is now talking about Nicki Minaj’s “one hell of a beautiful ass”. This is how the country has fallen. This is sexual harassment.
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Well done Wouter 👏👏⚽️❤️❤️🇧🇪
🗣 Wouter Vrancken speaks to Hearts TV following the Jambos' Premiership victory at Fir Park.
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Brilliant from these boys 👏👏👏
💜 @JamTarts' Cláudio Braga and Rogers Mato react after victory at Fir Park "It's really important to bounce back in the way we did" 🗣️
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