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Joined June 2024
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A Kiss to Build a Dream On - A brighter outcome in the world of Fallout
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Youth is blaming the Depression on Hoover Maturity is wanting to kill Coolidge with your bare hands
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Since everyone is reading alternative-history space flight again, I implore you all to read Jed Mercurio’s “Ascent.” Void Baxter’s work, I consider it the finest piece of AH space flight literature ever constructed.
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Talk about bi-paw-tisan politics am I right?
Thanks to @BabydogJustice and Senator @JimJustice_WV for coming to my office to meet Ace today! Ace is very excited to have the best mentor in the Senate. #senate #bulldog #chocolatelab #puppy
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FAMK S5E4: I need Jarrett to cave my skull in with a beer bottle NAOW!
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Also that space elevator is 100% going to collapse
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Welcome back Daniel Ellsberg or however you spell it
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We finally got to see Ed and Gordo's CSM pilot after all this time
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Work has started, and I've decided it'll be a fusion. The entry sections will be shorter than the story sections, aiming for about 3,000 words split between the three astronauts for the entries, and at least 5,000 for story sections.
If I make this into a proper thing, would you all prefer I do it like a proper story, or do you kinda want it done entry style (think like, classic journal post style)?
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I've been struggling w depression for years. This year has been particularly shit. I have NEVER seen a portrayal that has matched my experiences like this one has The seeming fine, the urge to run away, the suicidal ideation, the flares of anger, constantly on the verge of tears
Actor Noah Wyle gives an emotionally raw and nuanced portrayal of a character struggling with depression in the latest episode of #ThePitt, delivering a standout performance in the series. Read our thoughts here: screenrant.com/the-pitt-seas…
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We Ohioans are known for dry humor, but if you ask me, we also tend to conceal dead serious statements within our jokes. That being said: Ed Baldwin was more like Neil Armstrong then we may first think.
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Apparently I fell asleep on my keyboard yesterday and wrote eight pages of "Q's"
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claim your gold star NOW!!!!
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Inertia 76' - Setting the Stage
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Is this one of my best products? No. Am I happy with it regardless? Also yes.
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See this is why I know I couldn't be a politician because I'd see one of my fellow party members do some shit like this and crack them in the nose for it
BREAKING: The House just failed to pass a resolution to end Trump's war with Iran by one vote. The count was 213-214. Just one Democrat, Jared Golden, voted to let Trump keep waging the war.
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We do not want it
Here in North Carolina and around the country, gas prices are too high. This is a direct result of Donald Trump's war of choice in Iran, and the American people are paying the price.
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Skylab, the first US space station.
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Glad to see the GSA finally updating their archives; Don't know why this mission isn't mentioned more.
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