π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop) header
π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop) profile picture

β€’Stop shooting each other. That’s my job.πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ β€’Shadowbanned like Afghanistan πŸš¨πŸ€–πŸ§ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’« β€’You spent $11 just for me to block you 🟦🚫 PARODY

Detroit, MI
Joined July 2017
Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)Photo by π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ (@OldRoboCop)
π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ retweeted
So here’s a race in a red district that had two Democrats facing off, one backed by establishment and one WFP candidate backed by Bernie and endorsed by DSA. So a pretty pure test of the β€œleftists can’t win rural red districts” trope. Check out this thread on the race.
almost nobody will talk about it bc she isn't a blue-collar-larping, bearded, white guy, but @JaneKim (blue) has actually won what looks like millions of rural republicans to an unabashedly progressive/left campaign, and beat ben allen (orange), an establishment democrat. 1/7
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Falling for shit like this about your own product on your own social media site is so many layers of embarrassing I don’t even know where to begin.
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This is very obviously unacceptable.
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
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CNN: Eileen Laubacher (D) wins Colorado’s 4th congressional district, defeating Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO). 🟦Democratic flip
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JUST IN: An anonymous art collective has unveiled a BRUTAL Veterans Day tribute to Donald Trump on the National Mall. The statue depicts Trump rubbing his aching foot, mocking the bone spurs diagnosis that helped him avoid the Vietnam War draft in 1968.
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"Now that Gunn is gone, the future of DC movies is looking bright." The future of DC movies btw:
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Blame the voters and pretend the last two years were great. Republicans have learned nothing from the elections.
Johnson: I’m sorry that the voters made the wrong choice
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What causes rape? ❌Clothing ❌Alcohol ❌Walking alone at night βœ…Rapists
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A huge blow to those who love Big Bend National Park, which may now see significant construction inside the Park, even in remote areas where illegal entries are virtually nonexistent.
BREAKING: Supreme Court grants Trump’s emergency appeal to resume construction on Big Bend border wall Jackson is the only noted dissent @CourthouseNews
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his dad took him on a lads holiday to one of those paedo tourism countries to fuck prostitutes together. i don't like brand but his dad is a fucking weirdo
Russell Brand’s father said outside the court that the women were not victims, his son was, and that the jury was corrupt.
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π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ retweeted
β€œSorry babe our life savings are gone. The CEO fucked a spy”
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π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ retweeted
Me and Jensen Huang’s ex wife after she gets half his money in the divorce.
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π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ retweeted
Meet MAGAt Michelle Ziolkowski, a Senior Vice President and Head of Payables at Truist Financial Corporation. The high-powered banking executive from Mt. Lebanon, Pennsylvania, is the latest corporate professional to torpedo her own career after being caught in a blatant scheme to manipulate the electoral system. The criminal allegations against her reveal a bizarre and illegal attempt to manufacture the very "voter fraud" Republicans continuously complain about. Investigators discovered that Ziolkowski mailed a fraudulent voter registration application attempting to register her deceased mother, Fern Winansβ€”who passed away five years ago in 2021β€”to vote from Ziolkowski's own home address. In a staggering display of partisan projection, the registered Republican admitted to Allegheny County detectives that she purposely tried to register her late mother as a Democrat. Her defense? She claimed she wanted to "test" whether the system could be manipulated because she had been hearing reports about voter fraud. This brings the total of actual, documented voter fraud cases back to the same familiar source: yet again, it is a registered Republican breaking the law. Rather than uncovering an widespread conspiracy, Ziolkowski simply proved that the only threat to election integrity in her household was herself. The "test" failed spectacularly, and she was swiftly processed by law enforcement. Ziolkowski has been officially arrested and charged with misdemeanor counts of forgery and tampering with public records. Her mugshot is now public, and her preliminary criminal hearing is officially scheduled for December 2, 2026.
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isn't it cool that our entire economy is propped up by one load bearing billionaire and now everyone has to say it's awesome that he got honeypotted by a chinese baddie
Tech guys will log on here and declare, unprompted, that cheating on your wife doesn't count as β€œbad intention”
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🚨 ICE just kidnaped a third grader
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Every single account crying about a Charlie Kirk joke has an active post laughing about George Floyd. Apparently murder is okay if the victim is black.
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Houston mayor announced: Houston City Police will no longer cooperate with ICE LET’S FUCKING GO
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BREAKING: Axios is reporting the House will impeach Pete Hegseth upon its return this week with enough GOP defections to pass. I’ll believe it when I see it but impeachment is not enough. Hegseth needs to be arrested and tried in court for the mass murder of 161 schoolchildren.
I’m glad Massie is pushing to impeach Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth, but let’s be clear: he deserves far worse than impeachment. He must be sent to The Hague to stand trial for bombing a school and murdering 161 children. Hegseth himself confessed to the crime. ⬇️
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π™Ύπš•πš πšπš˜πš‹πš˜π™²πš˜πš™ πŸ€–πŸš¨πŸ’₯ retweeted
I found out where all the discontinued Hitlertrucks went…..
Gracias a Milei llegaron las CyberTruck a la Argentina. Lo lloran los kukas. Que hermoso paΓ­s se viene!!
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