Cofounder of @PaletteSwapMag | Filmmaker | I talk about Monk and Owen Wilson too much

Joined January 2015
If your profession wouldn’t make sense in the Gilligan’s Island theme song—professor, movie star, Mary Ann—then it’s not a real job.
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Baby hawks being scared of a Butterfly
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Here’s my singing audition that helped me book “Bye Bye Bunny: A Looney Tunes Musical ” — with screenplay and lyrics by Emmy Award winner Ariel Dumas (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) and music and orchestration by Pulitzer Prize, Tony and Grammy winner Tom Kitt (Next to Normal). Wish we could’ve seen this one come to fruition — would’ve been a good one 🎞️ 🎥 🍿 🥕🐰#StandWithAnimation @papertiki
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Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Shut up and get to the point! #Futurama
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One time I had a plumber come fix something and he saw my DVDs and was like “heh, movies? Yeah, I don’t do that. I read books. You ever hear of Clive Cussler?” Honestly, kinda got my ass
Guy came to steam clean my mattress and was like “you have so many things! You do not need so many things. None of it matters in the end.” And I was like. thank you steam clean mattress guy
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his greed sickens me
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Was enjoying my vacation until I was sent this pic of my dog moping in my absence
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Jarvis Cocker named ‘Martha My Dear’ as his favourite Paul McCartney song. 🎤👇 . Link in bio 🔗
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EC & The Attractions performing "I'm Your Toy" at the Royal Albert Hall in 1981.
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George Harrison e Ringo Starr explorando as cavernas ou grutas nos jardins de Friar Park — a foto provavelmente foi tirada em 1970.
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Stayed out too late and missed out on hotel tv king of queens, which is one of life’s treasures
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Jake retweeted
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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snoopy comic of the day
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i hope that horses know they're like top 5 funniest animals
Have you ever seen a horse enjoying a peppermint chew? You have now
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"All Things Must Pass 50th Anniversary" #GeorgeHarrison
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Movie Law: When the a**hole boyfriend or spouse comes home (late), the first thing he does is grab a beer from the fridge, crack it open and toss the bottle cap anywhere--because on top of everything else, he's a SLOB.
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Replying to @OsitaNwanevu
Dylan's crime is being a bad singer.
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I had to stop giving my horse these recently because he started trying to reach into my pockets whenever I showed up lol
Have you ever seen a horse enjoying a peppermint chew? You have now
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I think Bill Hicks was right when he said that celebrities who do commercials should be "off the artistic roll call forever" - and back then he was only talking about Jay Leno shilling for Doritos, not every modern celeb promoting the Life-Ruining App xitter.cf/Variety/status/2113656…
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad. “In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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I've never seen a supernova blow up. But if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky! #Futurama
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If any of you know Julie Bowen please tell her I said hello
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