Stand Up Comedian|Script Writer|Actor|KOT Underated Comedian| @Arsenal die hard| Top plugger wa mtush.
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2020
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🇫🇷 Thierry Henry's £11m move to Arsenal in 1999 has been voted the Premier League's greatest ever transfer.
It’s hard to argue against it. 👑
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There is a day mimi na besteangu pius tulikua tunafanya mjengo Westy. So that day hatukua na fare. Tukaamua kudandia lorry ya mawe which was going same direction. Ilikia TATA mm nlikua wa kwanza nkadandia yeye akafata Pole pole ju yeye ni mnono anyone bump ndio apande. Ikifika kwa bump akapanda. Sasa wacha hio lorry iongoze speed. Sahio tumeshika maze upepo inapiga kuliko karura. Kumbe driver aliona tukipanda and we didn't tell him. Now the funniest part ilitokea time sisi tumefika westy tunafaa kudondoka. The driver noticed na akaongeza speed, Nlijaribu kueka mguu chini ni moto kuliko pasi. Plus started crying 😄. No jam lorry inakimbia speed 180. Tulishukia Limuru place lorry ilikua inaenda na tulikua tushukie westy. From that day siezi Sandra lorry heri mvua iniue. Lesson learnt in a hard way.
There is a day mimi na besteangu pius tulikua tunafanya mjengo Westy. So that day hatukua na fare. Tukaamua kudandia lorry ya mawe which was going same direction. Ilikia TATA mm nlikua wa kwanza nkadandia yeye akafata Pole pole ju yeye ni mnono anyone bump ndio apande. Ikifika kwa bump akapanda. Sasa wacha hio lorry iongoze speed. Sahio tumeshika maze upepo inapiga kuliko karura. Kumbe driver aliona tukipanda and we didn't tell him. Now the funniest part ilitokea time sisi tumefika westy tunafaa kudondoka. The driver noticed na akaongeza speed, Nlijaribu kueka mguu chini ni moto kuliko pasi. Plus started crying 😄. No jam lorry inakimbia speed 180. Tulishukia Limuru place lorry ilikua inaenda na tulikua tushukie westy. From that day siezi Sandra lorry heri mvua iniue. Lesson learnt in a hard way.
Usiwahi panda gari za kariobangi from Huruma kwa chief. Especially afternoon. Mtafika hapo Eastleigh garage unaskia kadere analia hatufiki Gikomba shukeni mpande hio ya nyuma. Walai unashuka ukiwa humble unapanda hio ingine hata huezi teta.
Today havertz was denied a penalty despite being offside. That was a clear penalty. We were robbed. @FA @PremLeaguePanel
Why Tottenham's penalty vs Arsenal WAS correct - despite Harry Kane being offside
mirror.co.uk/sport/football/…
Arsenal won with a cleansheet. The pain goes straight to Manchester United fans. We are on top the Premier league. We've conceded only 5 goals. Raya is running away with a cleansheet. Rival fans are angry with our win because we scored only 1 goal. 3 points matters. 1 nill until the season ends.
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🕒 3pm (UK)
🏆 Premier League
🏟️ Emirates Stadium
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Welcome bro identification is ready @konshens
🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 KENYAAAAAAA!!!!!
NAIROBI, you’re on the detention list. 🇰🇪🔥
I’m coming to Sarit on December 18 for DANCEHALL DETENTION WITH KONSHENS — The High School Reunion. We’re taking it back to the riddims we grew up on, and I wanna hear you sing every word.
📅 Friday, December 18, 2026
📍 Sarit Expo Centre, Nairobi
🎟️ First Bell (Early Bird) tickets are on sale now at hustlesasa.com & tikiti.co.ke.
Tag the crew you used to run with. I’ll see you in detention. 🔊
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