Writer, artist, quadriplegic. When life hands you lemons just be cool about it. #RockChalk He/Him

Joined March 2011
Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 retweeted
This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 馃槀 (馃摵 FOX)
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WNBA Finals playing at 9:30 AM here on the west coast. Extremely unserious.
Game 6 of 2026 WNBA Finals to Be Played at State Farm Arena on Thursday, October 29 at 12:30 P.M. ET
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We had to lose eventually and every team has issues (the Seahawks just lost to a Broncos team we crushed). It's any given Sunday in the league and we thankfully gave ourselves a cushion by winning early. But having every weakness show up at once is just very glaring and rough.
This game feels like a call to action for the Chiefs.
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Saw a woman, who's a sex and relationships writer for Vogue no less, blasting out to her 200k followers that if your BF likes a girl's Instagram picture it's the same as cheating.
I鈥檝e learned that straight people generally have more dating rules. Like rules about befriending people of the opposite sex, texting them, following them on Instagram, watching porn they鈥檙e involved in, etc.
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The Washington Commanders scored 33 points on this team. The 49'ers scored 32. Hell even the Chargers put up 23.
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The defense has had its issues tonight but they've also bailed us out of this potentially being way worse. Still it's frustrating that every offense knows they can spam TE/RB flats and screens and we just don't reliably have answers for it. It's like having a QB Easy button.
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Started the night conservative and it's been biting us ever since. In a game with limited possessions you've turned down three separate 4th and shorts in plus territory and you're gonna be out of time to do anything about it.
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The Chiefs have won three super bowls so it's dumb to say they NEVER come out for big games. But I've watched this lack of energy matching too many times throughout the Reid era and it's just really frustrating.
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(It's also worth noting we've been down at halftime of all those SBs and were blown out in the other two)
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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 retweeted
Nice rush from Karlaftis to beat Lucas. At least the Chiefs are stopping Seattle in the red zone. 2 FG forced and the INT. Could be a disaster of a 24-0 game VERY easily right now
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Somebody smarter than me can identify what defense we're in that has nobody covering the TE and also nobody in the flats
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Almost happened again this time for the RB. Just wide open over there.
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To be fair, no one has had much of an answer for JSN. But putting washed Sneed and your rookie CB on islands against him seems less than desirable.
This Chiefs defense has no answer for a player like Jaxon Smith-Njigba.
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Every coach on Kansas City's sideline knows more about football than I ever will so if they think Sneed is the best option despite what's right in front of their face then I'm just not gonna waste my energy complaining.
At this point having Sneed on the field on 3rd down is malpractice. Having him on JSN is active sabotage.
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Mahomes has been bad tonight. Seattle is making plays and Emmanwori is a demon and all that but 15 is just missing guys all over the field.
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Chiefs defensive issues are just rinse and repeat. Can't reliably get off the field on 3rd down. Can't reliably get pressure or finish sacks with four which means they have to blitz and get exposed for explosives on the backend.
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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 retweeted
Guys have been open. The QB has been bad. Pretty simple
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Mahomes bullshitting right now
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At this point having Sneed on the field on 3rd down is malpractice. Having him on JSN is active sabotage.
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