I’m in Portugal rn and they call the trash can indiferenciado which I think is hilarious 🚮

Well, doomscrolling is back

Skeleton season

Always bigger fish to fry

Who remembers the vuvuzela?

Life is short, eat the pancakes

I fucking miss performing

Good morning pineapple

Havin a mango jelly, innit

This is Whole Foods, not a dog park. When did it become okay for people to bring their pets wherever they go, and why are there three dogs sniffing each others buttholes next to the rotisserie chicken??

I hope my downstairs neighbor and her strawberry vape that I can always smell in my own apartment get sooooo rich that they move into a bigger place 😘✌️

It’s like nobody in LA does latte art any more. Why should I go out for a latte when it doesn’t even have the most basic foam leaf on it??

I have this recurring, work-related stress dream where I don’t get my pages until pictures are up. In last night’s edition, I didn’t my script until I got to set bc they horribly misspelled my email. It was ten whole pages of dialogue, and it was all in Chinese. Nightmare!

Also I tried to pumice off this dead blister I have on the bottom of my foot and like, scrubbed off my entire toe 🦶😳

Okay I started watching Heeramandi: The Diamond Bazaar tn and it is soooo lavish and theatrical. I’m hooked!

I can not stop watching the video of that dog giving an absolute chomp to its vet tech

To the Tesla driver using the center lane to go slower than everyone on the 110 just now: I know, your shiny new car has ✨ autopilot! However, you are 👏 holding 👏 up 👏 traffic! I need to you to STOP IT 🛑✋ and use your gas pedal like a normal person! Please, and thank you 💖

Look at that horse, look at that horse, look at that horse

I like dollars, I like diamonds

Someone painted over the hearts holding hands graffiti that I like 😢