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Tiny attention span, zero filter ๐Ÿ’š #BoneDaughter

Joined January 2026
๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Scaring children? Absolutely not. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Scaring men? Every damn day.
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Excellent job, @OneEyeMenace ๐Ÿ’š
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i was a morbid little freak
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It's okay to fantasize about me murdering you
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Look terrifying, Mikey.. [I nod.] Scare room 14.. a big cocky shit who say he donโ€™t scare easily, sure pal. Sureeeee. [I push through the door and head toward my station, already mentally preparing my opening line. Then I hear it. โ€”
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Look terrifying, Mikey.. [I nod.] Scare room 14.. a big cocky shit who say he donโ€™t scare easily, sure pal. Sureeeee. [I push through the door and head toward my station, already mentally preparing my opening line. Then I hear it. โ€”
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โ€” this trainwreck with the amusement of a four year old in a candy store.] Come on in, kitty! โ€œYouโ€™re supposed to scare them, not psychologically destroy them.โ€ [Yea, I know that. Not my fault this one was a wuss before I could even get to the fun part of โ€”
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โ€” cutting off a prized appendage or two.] Why do they always give me the baby scares.. [I mumbled just before shutting the door to the pissy, no pun intended, loser.]
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