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zekesbiken

@OneEyedz

I ride bicycles & think you should too. Working bicycle mechanic who probably seems bitchier than he really is. He/Him/They/Them/Buddy/Pal/Chief/Jackass

 Kansas City, MO
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Joined March 2009
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Just because we both ride bikes doesn't make us friends - @Surly_Bikes
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Been pondering using the @StateBicycleCo FU Klunker on a #singlespeedsaturday However, since Saturday is Halloween something a bit more nimble for the PM commute may be ideal. Guess we’ll just have to wait to see what single speed AM zeke picks for #biketoworkKC Nightly night
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Born on October 27, 1858, Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States, left a lasting mark on America’s public lands. During his presidency, he established five national parks, designated 18 national monuments, created 51 federal bird reservations, and protected approximately 230 million acres of public land for future generations. Today, you can celebrate his birthday by visiting a national park site for free!
Historic image of Theodore Roosevelt sitting on an overlook in Yosemite ca 1903.

ALT Historic image of Theodore Roosevelt sitting on an overlook in Yosemite ca 1903.

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#fixedgearFriday is gonna seem like a chilly one this week. Forecasted high temp in Kansas City is 52° Guess autumn is here. #biketoworkKC
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The post work commute+ ended up with more mileage than the typical daily round trip commute mileage strava.app.link/Tv5k2WFt56b #aintmadaboutit #purpleisfast
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This hasn't been shared enough
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Well OK then… Second #biketoworkKC of the week and once again wore a wind vet or jacket until I was downtown and “warmed up”. Perhaps autumn weather is arriving in Kansas City?
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@AnnieForTruthSep 22
YES!! 💯
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Because he's a pussy. Ass. Bitch.
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan1Sep 19
Excuse me while I whip this out.
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It's stunning when you realize exactly how many things trump f*cked up in less than 2 years. HILARIOUS when a song nails it perfectly. THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!🔥🔥🔥
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Cities are currently discussing the "problem of ebikes".
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It’s pretty sweet & pretty dope that my housemate secretly got friends together to surprise me with a birthday party when I got home last night. Hight fives, hugs, drinks, & homemade chocolate cake. #aintmadaboutit #HappyBirthday2Me
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Listen fella, I left my mind reading cap at home today so you need to tell me or at least describe what you are looking for. #sorrynotsorry, just saying "Ya know, that thing" and waving your hands around doesn't clue me in. #bicycleshoplife
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Yep. Sucks to suck.
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Selfish assholes. It didn't matter until the evil you wanted to push on other people affected you. You will get no sympathy from anybody. The pain and suffering you have all caused got people killed. All of your souls are STILL black as night.
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I wanna find this man and bake him whatever he wants 🥹 We need more people like him 🇲🇽 🇺🇸
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Oh yer buying a bike online but want us to fit you to a bike so you know what size to order? Not to be rude but, no thanks. Ask the internet since that’s where you are getting the bike. #bicycleshoplife
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@secuppAug 28
Nope.
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#JEdgarBoozer
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me@jo_alejocarzAug 27
Please follow Lake Ontario!
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@LakeOntario16Aug 27
I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters. In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
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Noting like starting the first day of the work week off kinda disappointing people. Yes we will work on the bicycle parts of your e-bike but not the electronic parts. #sorrynotsorry #bicycleshoplife #myMondayisyourTuesday
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