ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ.

"ᴋɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ, ʀᴇᴅ." —; Another face of #Douchepool —; Lit./Descriptive —; Crack/Parody also welcome —; DMs always open for plotting Feel free to #Retweet!

||: I wanna be active on here but hhhh

||: look at me answering the one mention I received in over a month. Hahhahahahahhaah

Eyes narrow. Arms cross. He’s not getting out of it /that/ easy this time.

Taps foot. Where. Has he. Been.

Gives another slap. Why not? “Better?” teapawt.net/effortmaxlmum/status/1…

Slaps @EffortMAXlMUM. “Stay awake.”

“Oh, my ass is a dumpster now?” Crosses arms. teapawt.net/deadpooltweets/status/…

||: oh

Wade would rather sit in a dumpster than spend time with her Should she be,,insulted

. . .Does she even want to know teapawt.net/arrantantihero/status/…

||: SKJDJD I HATE when this happens. teapawt.net/kotrokorana/status/100…

Wiggles brows. “/Your/ naughty, naughty girl.” teapawt.net/effortmaxlmum/status/1…

Deadpool voice I’m touching myself tonight

Shuffles to the kitchen. Toaster strudel is calling her name.

||: KFJDJDDJ💕💕💕

Is ( happy ) to oblige. teapawt.net/effortmaxlmum/status/1…

Playfully smacks his butt. That’s a given. teapawt.net/effortmaxlmum/status/1…

Have /you/ seen /you/? Like. . ./damn/, baby. teapawt.net/effortmaxlmum/status/1…