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OneNation07 retweeted
毎晩、上の階から走り回る音が聞こえるので大家に苦情を言った。すると大家は、私が最上階に住んでいることを告げた。
私は10月にそのアパートに引っ越してきた。
最初の数日間は、とても静かだった。
ところが、毎晩午前1時頃になると、寝室の真上から足音が聞こえるようになった。
家具を床の上で引きずるような音がすることもあった。
子どもたちが部屋の端から端まで走り回っているような音がすることもあった。
私は大家に苦情を伝えた。
大家は困惑した様子だった。
「あなたは最上階に住んでいますよね。その上には誰も住んでいませんよ」
私は、大家が問題に対処したくないだけだと思った。
そこで、騒音を録音することにした。
翌朝、その録音を大家に聞かせた。
大家は何も言わずに最後まで聞いていた。
そして、私に事務所まで来るように言った。
そこで大家は、建物の元の建築設計図を見せてくれた。
私の部屋は屋根の真下にあった。
上の階に部屋など存在しなかった。
私は急に不安になった。
その夜、私は眠らずにスマホで録音を続けた。
午前1時7分ちょうど。
また足音が聞こえ始めた。
今度は、子どもの笑い声まで聞こえた。
その直後、誰かが天井の上で椅子を引きずる音がした。
私は警察に通報した。
警察官が到着し、屋上を調べた。
しかし、そこには何もなかった。
警察官の一人が、録音を聞かせてほしいと言った。
録音を聞き終えると、彼は奇妙な質問をしてきた。
OneNation07 retweeted
Stop treating Friday like the finish line for effort; treat it like the final push that sets up your peace of mind for the weekend.
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The day my divorce was finalized, my ex thanked me. That’s when I realized I’d lost on purpose, and he knew.
I gave up the house.
He kept the car.
I didn’t fight over the furniture or our savings.
My lawyer kept telling me I was conceding too much.
I told her I wanted it over.
My ex barely argued.
That should’ve bothered me.
Outside the courthouse, he shook my hand and said:
Thank you for keeping your word.
I hadn’t promised him anything.
OneNation07 retweeted
AMERICANS’ OBSESSION WITH BIG TRUCKS.
My neighbor drives a $75,000 Ford F-150.
His monthly payment is $1,150.
Insurance is $220.
Gas costs him nearly $300 a month.
He works in an office, lives in the suburbs and drives 12 minutes to work.
He doesn’t tow anything, haul equipment or use the truck for business.
I asked him why he needed such a massive vehicle.
He said he just loves big trucks.
Is owning a huge pickup truck in America becoming more about status than actual necessity?
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I don’t think this kind of risks is worth taking
What if you snatched your head on that concrete.
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Doctor: How many sexual partners have you had in the last six months?
Patient: One.
Doctor: Are you married?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Is your husband aware you're here?
Patient: He's actually the reason I'm here.
Doctor: What do you mean?
Patient: He says I gave him an infection.
The doctor looked at her test results.
Doctor: Have you experienced any unusual symptoms?
Patient: Burning, discomfort and some unusual discharge.
Doctor: When did they start?
Patient: About three weeks ago.
Doctor: Has your husband experienced similar symptoms?
Patient: Yes. That's why we decided to come together.
Doctor: Have either of you been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection before?
Patient: Never.
Doctor: When was the last time you had unprotected sex?
Patient: About a month ago.
Doctor: With your husband?
OneNation07 retweeted
Lord, command every delayed payment and pending deal tied to my hard work to clear. 🙏🙏
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HR said my coworker had resigned. I’d just watched her get promoted over me.
Monday morning, they announced Nina as our new team lead.
She looked as surprised as everyone else.
I’d wanted the role, but congratulated her anyway.
By lunch, her laptop was gone.
HR told us:
“Nina has decided to resign, effective immediately.”
No goodbye.
No handover.
Nothing.
I texted her.
She replied:
I didn’t resign.
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Our trainee was asked to order flowers for Saturday’s store anniversary.
30 bouquets.
She added an extra zero.
At 9:15am, a delivery truck pulled up outside the shop.
Then another.
Then three more.
300 bouquets.
$4,800.
Already charged to the shop card.
The owner walked out front and saw buckets stacked up to the window.
She said one word:
“Who?”
The trainee was hiding behind the cooler.
Then the owner’s business partner walked in from the market.
He looked at the wall of flowers.
Then at the trainee.
Everyone held their breath.
He said, “Okay. Who has a car?”
We kept 30 for the anniversary display.
Then he started making phone calls.
The nursing home down the road, where half the residents hadn’t had a visitor in weeks.
The maternity ward at the hospital.
The bus depot, where the drivers had just finished the early shift.
The women’s shelter on the corner.
The primary school next door, just in time for pickup.
My husband heard what was happening and showed up with his van.
By 4pm, all 300 bouquets were gone.
Twelve of us spent the day carrying flowers around town.
The local paper ran a photo of our trainee handing a bouquet to a woman in a wheelchair at the nursing home, both of them in tears.
Headline: “Trainee’s Typo Fills the Town With Flowers.”
She was sure she’d be fired.
The owner gave her a $400 bonus.
She said it was the best $4,800 the shop spent all year.
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JUDGE: Ma'am, let me make sure I understand what you're asking. You want this court to order your ex-boyfriend to pay child support?
WOMAN: Yes, Your Honor. He needs to step up and take responsibility.
JUDGE: Responsibility for whose child?
WOMAN: My child, Your Honor.
JUDGE: Is he the child's biological father?
WOMAN: No, but we were together when I got pregnant.
JUDGE: Hold on. What exactly are you telling me?
WOMAN: We were in a relationship at the time, Your Honor. I just feel like he should help me raise the child.
JUDGE: You feel that way? Ma'am, did this man father your child?
WOMAN: I honestly don't know who the biological father is.
JUDGE: Let me get this straight. You don't know who the child's father is, but you've decided your ex-boyfriend should foot the bill?
WOMAN: Your Honor, he was my boyfriend. I expected him to be there for me.
JUDGE: Being someone's boyfriend does not automatically make you the father of their child. Did he legally adopt this child?
WOMAN: No, Your Honor.
JUDGE: Did he sign an acknowledgment of paternity or any legal document accepting parental responsibility?
WOMAN: No, but I thought he would stand by me.
JUDGE: Ma'am, standing by you emotionally and being legally responsible for a child are two completely different things. You cannot walk into my courtroom and simply nominate your ex-boyfriend to be the father because you don't know who the biological father is.
WOMAN: So you're saying he has absolutely no responsibility?
JUDGE: I'm saying you must establish a legal basis before this court can hold him financially responsible. A romantic relationship is not a paternity test!
WOMAN: But Your Honor, I need help raising this child. I'm struggling financially!
JUDGE: And I understand that you're struggling. But financial hardship does not give this court the authority to turn your former boyfriend into a legal father simply because the biological father is unknown.
WOMAN: That's just not fair!
JUDGE: What's not fair is expecting an innocent person to pay child support for a child he did not father, without establishing any legal obligation on his part.
If you want child support, you need to establish paternity and pursue the appropriate legal process.
JUDGE: This matter is dismissed. Court is adjourned!
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*My coworker invited me to a lesbian party and said "No boyfriends. Seriously, don't bring him."*
Her name is Jess. She's been at my office for 3 years. Married, 2 kids, talks about her husband non-stop.
So when she came to my desk and whispered, "Lesbian party at mine Saturday. 8pm. No boyfriends allowed," I almost choked.
I said, "Wait... you and Mark...?"
She said, "This has nothing to do with Mark. Just come. You need it more than you know."
All week I was freaking out. Did she think I was a lesbian? Was she coming out to me? Was Mark finally leaving?
I showed up Saturday. Pink balloons that said LOVE. House full of women, all from work. Wine, candles, soft music. No men anywhere.
Jess locked the door and said, "Okay ladies, thanks for coming to our monthly Lesbian Party. Let's start."