𝙽𝙸𝙺𝙻𝙰𝚄𝚂 '𝙺𝙻𝙰𝚄𝚂' 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙰𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙾𝙽

"To forgive is to accept the ultimate fate that a condemned ending is about to be written ". ᏁᎥᏦᏝᏗᏬᏕ 'ᏦᏝᏗᏬᏕ' ᎷᎥᏦᏗᏋᏝᏕᎧᏁ 🫀 The merciless one 🫀 Father to @LavishVixenn 🫀 Clearly #Diablo 🫀 Don't like? No one obligates you to follow

She has the coolest dad ever but she keeps complaining.

They "We took your daughter!" Me "Unfortunately, I have to have her back because of my girlfriend" They "We'll give you any child back!" Me "As long as it shuts up for 2 sec least" 😂😂

Yeah. Unfortunately. Gotta keep you.

I could do a solo from back in the time when she was born and she gets abducted by vampires and they return to Klaus a random baby but he notices instantly it's not Claire. Because they baby actually shuts up! 😂

"What? That you're overdramatic?"

I almost said they switched her in hospital but she was born in this mansion so, unfortunately, she got the right genes.

"You know I'm teasing you. Don't be so dramatic. First, you wouldn't have been born if I didn't want you nor love you!"

"I'll think about it...."

"What's that face now?"

"I had to keep you safe. Otherwise your mother would end me!"

"Well.... Let me think.... Hmmmm"

Maybe.

"Hmmmm.... I don't know. You haven't been nice now!"

Unfortunately

"Ok then.... I guess I can toss the boots Taylor sent into the trash then..."

I meeaann... He's your father. 😂🤷

"There's this magical thing called saving"

"If you want me to be cruel, I can ground you for no reason?"

I shouldn't tell her about the boots I got her from Taylor's tour with a signed card saying "I hope you enjoy them, Claire. Love, Tyler".

"You're right.... I'll give you 1000$ monthly allowance".