I never thought I'd see head loss like the All Blacks do if one person doesn't watch the Haka. But then Nike thought that a navy jersey might look nice.

What's the matter with you? (Congrats)

So, we ran an audit on 2007 and thought, what if we didn't get so riled up and accuse France of cheating for wearing Blue?

"So we hatched a plan to work out what to do in the case of things not going 100% perfectly for us" It really is the most basic of strategies.

"I'm just popping to the shops, a trip inspired by the 2011 All Blacks team who enjoyed eating regularly in order to sustain the energy levels required for a rugby match"

New Zealander not being led by some confected All Blacks policy challenge. Level: Impossible

People who'll be PROUD to pull on the cap.

I've seen literally everyone get dropped, including Head, Carey, Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood. Everyone!

I call for calm amongst the team pickers of Australian cricket fans

Marnus was out about 8 times today.

We need a coder to get in to Marnus' brain to work out the bug when he hits 31*

It's like a model on a late 80s game show

It's the pensive pause before delivering the verdict

Found it

Has anyone got a link to the post match interviews after the WTC final when the South African team hijack it to sing the Temba Bavuma song?

Friend's fear that he's watching the Kylie pre-game again

youtu.be/x8Y57NWv5m0?si=B6nC… I'm not sure how any band could recover from this