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Waldo Rodas

@OneTrueWaldo

I'm trying, kinda.

 Cleveland, TX
Joined November 2013
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In Japan it's very common to find sleeping pods you can rent for a little as ten cents an hour. They're a dime a dozin'
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Think about how much birthday cake immortal people must eat it's probably a lot
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If weed makes you argumentative, that's grass fed beef
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Telling someone they're "getting too big for their britches" is a great way to cut 'em down because not only are you being conceited, but also you're too fat to be wearing all that.
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A Latino triclops? Eye eye eye!
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If it's on the cob it's running away to get married but if it's in a cup it's elope en vaso.
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Was the Chinese balloon just a publicity stunt for U2's new album Achtung Baby? Because that's even worse #SuperBowl
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Dang I gotta buy me one of those new Jesuses
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IDK how freezes work so I got hurricane drunk out of habit
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@KSESQ3 Dec 2022
Netherlands: 1. Has never beaten Alabama. 2. Has never won the SEC. 3. 0 National Championships. 4. 0 All-Americans. 5. 0 Heisman Trophies. #USAvNED
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"On God," the rapper said, before their first match at hip hop fencing school.
Physical Therapy is kicking my ass they have me standing on big red balance balls and walking on tightropes and washing the elephants I would NOT recommend PT Barnum
My bank account and the scale are the same. The number always makes me sad so i dont look at it and i just keep buying food
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a second try guy has just hit the south tower
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Stephen King books don't have protagonists, they have Maine characters.
It's way harder to dance when you're depressed. I can only throw my ass in a downward spiral
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DANG IT I accidentally bought tickets to the #Minions2 Spanish dub now I'm not gonna understand what the #Minions are saying
What squishmallow are y'all getting your dad for Father's Day? So our dads aren't all walking around with the same one
As far as constellations go, I could live without Orion's Belt. It's a waist of space.
Been single so long the last time someone held me was up at gunpoint.
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