Surely Haaland goes down as the greatest pure goalscorer of all time? More than one goal per game average in the UCL is just unfathomable stuff.
Nebraska and Oregon just played the worst 1st half in college football history lmao set the sport back 50 years
Pat Bev says he helped ignite the winning culture in Minnesota:
“I really put on for the city of Minnesota, and I don’t know if people know this, but they haven’t missed the playoffs since I got there… I’m not saying it’s all me, but I started something in Minnesota for sure.”
(via @ThanalysisShow)
Analytics guys seeing Jaylen Brown get traded away for the corpse of PG and a couple throwaway picks:
"The Dutch team are playing beautiful football, can't wait to see them against Morocco"
Ronald Koeman:
James Dolan inherited a fortune then spent 25 years proving he's the most unlikable, dysfunctional owner in sports. Born on third base. Utterly convinced he hit a triple.
Has anyone in NBA history ever altered the geometry of a basketball court the way Victor Wembanyama does on defense? It's like watching a video game level glitch in real-time and he's not even near his prime yet lmao
Adverse Selector retweeted
“If I were only interested in facts I would buy the telephone directory of Manhattan. It has four million entries, and they are all correct, but it does not illuminate.”
— Werner Herzog
Derrick White and Joe Mazzulla are so incredible at their jobs that they've got Jaylen Brown in First Team All-NBA convos when he's not even a top 20 player. Incredible stuff.
My All-NBA Teams Right Now:
1st Team:
- Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
- Victor Wembanyama
- Nikola Jokic
- Luka Doncic
- Jaylen Brown
2nd Team:
- Kawhi Leonard
- Anthony Edwards
- Donovan Mitchell
- Kevin Durant
- Jalen Brunson
3rd Team:
- Chet Holmgren
- Jalen Johnson
- Jamal Murray
- Tyrese Maxey
- Devin Booker
Honorable Mentions:
- Scottie Barnes, Jalen Duren, and James Harden




















