Only Spatula

what does this even mean

T1 vs BLG game 4 Draft starts, TheShy suddenly gets a phone call 📳 Doran: "Help me out vs BLG, I need to cook something in the toplane" TheSpy: "Here copy my homework. Dont forget to change it a bit so its not obvious"

Theres a limit to how inivisible/liability a "weakside" toplaner can be. Doran just gets gapped every lane, does nothing in teamfights, random 1vs5 engages (last week on jayce, 2025 his camille at finals... holy fk) Oner got gapped but he still found some plays on leesin/wukong, Doran did absolutely NOTHING

Gonna do the first jungle fizz to chall climb: twitch.tv/only_spatula_

I wish g2 would have at least put up a fight vs HLE, maybe lock in the draven for hans, BB warwick or something. I feel like they will never beat the east by trying to play like the east.

So youre telling me HLE zeus is completely bodying your team, meanwhile you are the one only one that can shred through him, and we are buying this? Even after nerfs? Is the rocketbelt propaganda ever gonna stop 😭

What do you guys think is the role/lane thats worst to OTP on? IMO theres a clear answer: Support is a role thats all about enabling your team, its the most synergy-heavy role in the game. If your ADC picks samira and your support is a soraka OTP its gg.

HOW TO TURN ON EASY MODE VS LOCKE: dorans helm + unflinching combo Locke needs to hit Q to kill you (unless youre already low) so everytime you fight him you get +18 armor/MR, most braindead way to counter him and works well on any melee champ

I might have ruined midbeast's EU climb...

I agree with most of the ratings, heres whats different for me (personal opinion): - Hwei is skill matchup / even. I played both sides of this matchup and also vs'd fizzking and fishhero. I feel like most Hwei players just don't know how to play this so it looks easy when it shouldn't be - Ekko is not fizz favored as soon as he hits lvl 6 -> becomes not favored - Kassadin is fizz favored until lvl 5, from 6 its even, from lvl 11+ heavy kassadin favored - Qiyana, Zed, Yone are skill matchup / even - Ahri and Rumble is Fizz favored - Cassio, Lissandra, Gragas, Orianna Zoe are even - Galio is not a hard counter if you play grasp -> becomes even / skill matchup - Leblanc is fizz favored - Jayce is even - Velkoz also belongs in "cant lose" category This is my personal opinion as someone who also hit chall on Fizz, if youre curious about why I think differently on certain matchups feel free to ask

I HAVE BFT, PoM AND ELIXIR AND I STILL RUN OUT OF MANA CLEARING WAVES ON HWEI, HELPPPPP

might have to lock in a different champ instead of hwei next time i get botlane

Support role is OP and annoying in high elo, specifically roaming to other lanes straight from base. Heres how it should be nerfed: When buying support item your W ability gets replaced with yuumi W and you get stuck on your ADC's lap until role quest is finished. Thoughts?

Out of all mages/midlaners being played bot I noticed that I never see Azir APC, does someone know why? I tried it yesterday in solo queue and it looked good

If youre a Hwei main and youre autofilled to support + enemy doesnt have hook champ heres how you cook: 1. Flash heal as summoners, exhaust can be used vs melees (samira/yasuo etc) 2. Comet with PoM so you dont run into mana issues 3. Ionian boots, can go swifties if enemy has slows or abilities to dodge 4. Core items are a mix of dmg + utility: Imperial, horizon, bloodletters, oblivion orb if needed 5. 2-3 points into Q but max E afterwards, this lets you spam E for vision, peel and imperial mandate bonus dmg Try it and tell me how it goes