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Breaking: Kirkty is toxic butchfemme goals.

Ike reportedly "gone bankrupt" after 10 thousand dollar honeymoon in outer space, now resorting to selling Safari costumes. (Source: @TMZ)

Starr addresses comments about recent rebrand as a 'mysterious wizard': “Mira, stay out of my business o de verdad que I’m gonna hex all you clowns, deadass."

Vera Tee has reportedly been arrested and taken into custody for pelting baby hamsters with tennis balls. She is expected to appear in court on Monday.

Dre and Ike Ipping stun for Oomfie Magazine.

Vera Tee has been fired from Oomf Isle Cafe after allegedly spiking Dirk Strimmerich's Cappucino with Ketamine: “I was just trying to bring the vibes and get the place turnt."

JUST IN: Lighty has been hospitalized after an overdose on cold medicine. Sources say she is in stable condition at Oomf Island Hospital.