Oops! All Trash!

I don’t know if I’ll ever forgive @panerabread for taking vegetable soup off their menu. It’s disrespectful.

Hot take: I don’t think Jeremy Allen White is a good actor, I think he’s just actually stressed out all of the time #Emmys

Tree Paine after watching this debate… #Debatenight #TaylorSwift #ChildlessCatLady

Sam is really just out here looking for a Fit Tummy Tea sponsorship. Zero substance to this man. #TheBachelorette

I would actually love to see Sam go on a date with Maria because she would chew him up and spit him out. Send them both to Paradise! #TheBachelorette

Sam was definitely the kind of kid that rewrote the question in his answer on the test to try and make it look like he had a better answer, right? #TheBachelorette

Me today because the Olympics ended yesterday. #Paris2024

Try to convince me that these aren’t Putty’s in the #ClosingCeremony right now…

THIS IS NOT THE EX WE WANTED! 😭 #thebachelorette #bachelorette

When there’s an app to request songs at your gym, you request the new @joejonas song….everyday. 😏 #WorkItOut

Hakeem for paradise. 💕 #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

I’m not someone who would watch every livestream, but when I tell you that I have three different screens playing different streams and I’m GLUED to all of them right now…she’s keeping us on our toes today! #ParisTSTheErasTour

Am I nuts or is the little piano riff in Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus INCREDIBLY similar to the little bit at the end of Champagne Problems? 👀 #TTPDBoardMeeting

I’m content with the decision, but I’m literally begging for Morphine to be on All Stars. #DragRace

We get a Mirage vs. Morphine?!?! #DragRace

So Daisy said no and Maria already has a mic on… #TheBachelor

Wait…did Daisy low key just turn it down? She said she wasn’t ready… #thebachelor

You’ll never believe what Joey was writing… #thebachelor #bachelor