Dry British satire. Nobody is entirely safe.
Kingdom of the Un-United
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We’re encouraged to see every crisis as a separate event.
Different countries. Different leaders. Different enemies.
But what if we’re so busy listening to what we’re told to believe that we’ve stopped trusting our own instincts?
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on paranoia?”
She leans in and whispers, “They’re right behind you.”
Open Season retweeted
Alec Pecstone, a WW2 veteran who died at the age of 101 left his last message to the country
"It wasn't worth it"
He saw what happened to our country and realised the whole thing was for nothing
We must take our country back for Alex and many others
Bread and circuses worked for the Romans.
We’ve got football, Netflix and reality TV.
Civilisation has progressed enormously. The distractions now come in HD.
Roger’s cracked the case.
My account is three months old, therefore I’m a bot.
Apparently, everyone who joined X after Roger is artificial intelligence.
Sherlock Holmes can rest easy.
The Telegraph is cutting up to 100 jobs to become AI-powered.
I give it an hour before they realise the chatbot refuses to get that angry.
If you’re going to question someone’s intellect, it helps if you know the difference between "whose" and "who's".
The WEF gets government partnerships. The CFR gets former Prime Ministers on its advisory boards.
The British public gets a ballot paper and the tax bill.
Who the hell is running this country?
Open Season retweeted
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive the trap.
We do not forget the script.
British Patriots — stay away from London on 20 November.
The call is not for you.
The cameras are already waiting.
The narrative is already written.
Do not walk into the frame they have prepared.
Do not give them the footage they need.
Your strength is not in their street.
Your strength is in your refusal.
We see the setup.
We see the timing.
Expect nothing from them.
We are everywhere.
Expect us🫡🎭🇬🇧
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Apparently the way to make people want the high street again is to punish them for staying home.
Retail therapy has entered the punitive phase.
Britain feels like a fire alarm everyone’s learned to sleep through.
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A former Tory candidate has been suspended over alleged contract-killing discussions.
Westminster’s commitment to outsourcing continues.