Things I do well: design, write, build, present, learn, analyze, craft, karaoke, and nap. Spending my days changing the face of govt with @sheshouldrun. 💪
Collingswood, NJ
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Neighbor across the courtyard has been screaming and chanting throughout the entire Phillies game. My windows are closed and I can hear his expletives at full volume.
I don’t think there is anything on tv that could make me shout like that. The closest was the 2016 election.
Maybe I’m missing out. I should create a Bake Off chant for this season.
“Let’s eat pastries! 👏👏👏👏👏”
I think I’ve reached my breaking point. Yesterday I cried because my nose started running and I just could not handle one more thing.
I just spent a few minutes scrolling through tiktok and got three videos about moving abroad. What does my algorithm know that I don’t???
For my entire life, I fantasized about singing in a band but never pursued it. I had no experience. I wasn’t talented enough.
Last fall, at 42 years old, I joined a band. Today we released our first singles.
Don’t let yourself get in your own way!
madpalais.com/music
Last night I made this silly painting of a blueberry and posted a picture. My mom called to say she can’t stop looking at it and feels very emotional. So do I recommend a therapist or suggest she start journaling?
I always wondered why I was able to drink a latte and take a 2 hour nap immediately after.
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Today a woman pointed at my new tattoo and asked what it was. I said it was a Korean flag. She paused and cautiously asked, “You’re a fan of Korea…in general?”
Realized she couldn’t tell I was Korean which must have made the tattoo choice seem SUPER odd.
I’m so anxious that while walking the dog I told myself I could go inside and cry for a bit. Then I get a call from Rob that his car broke down. So that cry is on hold.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to taper my Paxil dose.
I was pointing out a distressed-looking patron at the restaurant where I’m dining. The person I’m with says, “Oh, that’s the head coach of the Eagles.”
I do not know sports.
I have transitioned from lesbian, adhd, nerd standup TikTok to autism, British game show, is my husband a narcissist or just a man TikTok.
App idea: Pocket Asian Mom – Enter in the habit you want to form and get random notifications like these:
“You look terrible. Did you [habit] today?”
“If you don’t [habit], you get sick.”
“Eugene’s mom said that her son [habit] without being told. Also he bought her Lexus.”