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Take a brief moment and drop a powerful birthday wish for your guy - Billionaire Yemtech.
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This defiles motion. It's can't be real. There is nothing anybody can tell me. This is AI
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It's official Harry Kane wins balloon d'or
@ballondor
Francis Duru, you will always hold a special place in my heart. You were the first Nollywood star I met one-on-one in Abuja in 1999, a memory I will forever cherish. Thank you for the beautiful memories you left through your craft. Rest in peace, legend. 🕊️💔
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Wife: Do you remember that one time you were completely right?
Me: No.
Wife: Me neither. It never happened.
Damn her perfect memory.
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Today, I celebrate my life, my journey, my little wins, my lessons, and all the beautiful things still waiting for me. May this new chapter be kinder, sweeter, more fulfilling, and filled with opportunities that change my life for the better. 🥹🙏🏽
Happy birthday to me. 🥂🎂❤️✨
🤖 Made with AI
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Wife: You definitely installed it wrong.
Me: I know what I’m doing.
Turns it on
*toaster screeches and shoots fire*
Me: Maybe it’s supposed to do that.
Yemtech retweeted
Alcohol offers the illusion of a great life without requiring any effort—it’s happiness with the cheat code enabled.
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Words were spoken.
Feelings hurt.
Your car was burned.
What I mean is, you’re wrong & the Tom and Jerry cartoons are the best. Suck it up.
Yemtech retweeted
Me seff get problem wey 100 million no fit solve at the moment poo.
If my 100 naira to win 30m no cut by 1 I no go even reason giveaway
Na to buy car post make una run fuel money 😭😂
I be Moving Lady
Jack of all trade
Bro I promise not to block you but you go shocl block me













