mayonaise is the only white thing i dislike.
Joined September 2011
- Tweets3.4K
- Following0
- Followers84
- Likes81
I literally just threw up in my mouth. teapawt.net/realdonaldtrump/status…
Wow, Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News. Check out Andy Lack’s past!
High level campaign meeting to elect #KingCorey king of America to defeat the awful @realDonaldTrump #RealManHands @huggye
Wow! #KingCorey is waaaaaaay better than @realDonaldTrump and Corey will help Puerto Rico @suzeapalooz also teapawt.net/latinodecisions/status…
With 99% of precincts reporting, Corey Wilker is leading vote getter for King of America vs. @realDonaldTrump #YouLose
@JBLAZEOfficial Maybe someone from your crew should go and pay that tab at Whiskey Bar last night... It would be the proper thing to do.
@justinbieber Watched you and your crew walk out on a $250 bar tab at my good friend's establishment in Seattle last night. Pretty lame.
@ShaunKing i can tell you a great story from this year involving Tinder and the young basketball stars from Tennessee.
@SeattlePD I see your presence, but you don't react until some male hits a female, or 3 people get shot. Maybe don't let them loiter after 2
People who embellish wait times at restaurants are the worst. People who YELP! that are even worse. How is that possible?
3
Juggalos Brutally Maul Fellow Fan for Dissing Insane Clown Posse" @SPINmagazine #Juggalos
tinyurl.com/nsh2dwn”
@RestaurantRoux Pretty disappointed with my service last night. I don't expect crazy attention, but my bartender could have cared less.
What's the deal with everyone hating on yellow mustard these days? I just bought a mini bottle to keep in my purse. #notjoking
1
@theyearofelan Who knew that your dick would end up in a ruined secret stuffing situation? Wait. Was this the first time?