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If you think about it, Die Hard is a metroidvania movie. As John McClane kills more of the terrorists and attains their equipment, he gets access to larger parts of the building.
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YOU - Actually, *should* I be thinking about this? Looks like drinking hasn't turned out too well for me.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T TURNED OUT WELL FOR YOUR DRINKING?!
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"Wow... You seem stable. And in control. Allow me to say, alcohol really seems to have had a positive effect on you."
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"If you want to wake up next to anyone other than *Commodore Red*, you might do well to take notes."
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"Who do you think you are, being disdainful and judgemental about a person's private, idiosyncratic, voyeuristic-erotic preferences anyway? Fuckshit. Goddamn pigs."
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Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"
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Devolver Digital is closed today so that employees can spend time with loved ones, specifically @DOOM and @AnimalCrossing.
Please respect our decision.
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Thick, warm smoke gets sucked down into your lungs. Immediately you feel a warm nostalgia fill your head, body *and* soul. A nostalgia for *yourself*, the man you were in your youth. Johnny Thundercop is back. And he's chill as balls.













