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Centurion, South Africa
Joined August 2011
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The lady at Wimpy at that one Engen in Krugersdorp tried to trick me like this last week ‼️ i ordered a R40 drink and she asked what do I want to make my total and I said R50 and she said “okay so your total is R90” 💀
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my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister -
1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker)
2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore)
3. elder brother of a brother (responsible)
4. single child (litr child)
5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
I’ll have to renew my visa next year and I’m not in the mood for all of this 😭
Visa Officer: “Why do you want to travel to the United States?”
Applicant: “My daughter is graduating from college. She’s been asking me to come for two years.”
Visa Officer: “How long do you plan to stay?”
Applicant: “Ten days. I have a business to return to.”
Visa Officer: “Who is paying for the trip?”
Applicant: “I am.”
Visa Officer: “Your daughter sent you money last month. What was that for?”
Applicant: “She helped me pay for the flight.”
Visa Officer: “You just said you’re paying for the trip.”
Applicant: “I am paying for the hotel and my other expenses. She offered to help with the ticket.”
The officer looked at the documents again.
Visa Officer: “If your daughter can afford to help you travel, why can’t she pay for the entire trip?”
Applicant: “Because I didn’t raise her to be responsible for every expense I have.”
The officer stopped typing……