Riots, demonstrations sweeping Europe pretending it’s about ‘education’. The consequences of Helen Haines. AFL madness, and low IQ cuttlefish running our lives. You Cannot Be Serious.

When do wind farms become viable. Will the AFL test EVERYONE for drugs. Political unrest coming soon plus the mandatory question all coaches should be asked. You Cannot Be Serious.

The politics of who you want in the Country, sporting sagas, welcoming ceremonies and public executions, all on the agenda this week on You Cannot Be Serious.

Take a step back and you’ll see the turmoil that is the AFL. Those whose vocation depends on it blissfully ignore it but the few who don’t are worth listening to. You Cannot Be Serious.

As of now, no one has been charged with anything in relation to the Swans versus the Swanettes. But this hasn’t stopped the frenetic media. Just step back and observe the hysteria, but the solution is simple. You Cannot Be Serious.

Sport, plus the feigned indignation of the hysterical rabble, concocting outrage in ignorance. LOL. You Cannot Be Serious.

Just what is ‘free speech’, and who determines that? The people making those decisions are just as biased as those they wish to silence. But you knew that already. You Cannot Be Serious.

In the overall scheme of things, where are we headed? Our game - AFL, world game - FIFA, the risk of losing our identity. If you ignore the sheep and their name calling you’ll realise we are run by buffoons. But you already knew that. You Cannot Be Serious.

New penalties in World Cup and NFL, that I’m sure will adopted by AFL, plus European taxes Oz haven’t thought of yet - but stand by. Serena out as I predicted. The Duck insisting ‘age shall not weary them’. YCBS.

Ahead of the curve as usual, declining umpiring standards, commentators excuses why sides lose, the state of the world we live in, all topics we’ve discussed for several years. Eventually, we will be the ‘go to’ podcast to help you through. You Cannot Be Serious.

An opinion can never be wrong, only facts can be. My OPINION is Trump is a star. The Duck disputed this but presented no FACTS to refute this, and so it went on - from topic to topic. You Cannot Be Serious.

Woosey but wise, the Duck fresh from surgery. Week 1 of AFL Jamboree round and Devils, Tigers and statues, all on You Cannot Be Serious.

Resting players to achieve milestones. Priority picks to achieve DEI. Changing paradigms to achieve better football outcomes. Trans, One Nation, Archibald, all on You Cannot Be Serious.

Is there an answer to law and disorder in this State? Not so far. Can we push the Vic debt over $200bill? You betcha. Can we trivialize AFL off field chat more? Keep the books open. You Cannot Be Serious.

We cut through the palava and extravagant chat regarding the Anzac Day round of AFL games, plus the two principals of a suburban security outfit explain their organization. You Cannot Be Serious.

Australian boxing champ, Michael Zarafa spoke about how life has been since the Nikita Tszyu debarkle and his upcoming clash with Chris Eubank Junior hopefully later this year in Melbourne. John Locco and I spoke to him on “You Cannot Be Serious”

Trump vilified by those who are obsessed. But not us. Consider the alternatives, there and here, and you’ll realize there are none. Work ethic and vision, traits that infuriate the vapid. You Cannot Be Serious.

Parliament, predictions, politics, pump prices and pimples. Plus, exciting days ahead as we all gather for the Round - yeah, right. Has Iran been blown off the map yet? All canvassed on You Cannot Be Serious.

the game gradually becomes a farce, is it ok to wipe blood on an opponent? Is it ok to call a player a maggot, or the ‘c’ word? Bogus surveys, coming out, fish at Easter. Something for all. You Cannot Be Serious.

Oil, fuel, Hanson, taunting, Trump, foot(hand) ball, the Duck and the Chicken. You Cannot Be Serious - ahead of the curve.