TPM & profesional troublemaker. Opinions are my own. rt != endorsement. he/him| 🏳️‍🌈

Joined August 2010
Fun fact, spider plants are safe for cats, make a great hiding spot while spying on neighbors, and are mild hallucinogenics. Not that Linux would know anything about that last part..
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"Is that buttered toast? ...you didn't pay the butter tax."
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I know, Linux, I should have looked at the dimensions before ordering this surprisingly massive bowl. 😬
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Shameless toll operator.
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Calendar: "you have a meeting in 1min. Oh, two meetings! Oh, three! Oh wait... you have 5 meetings." Me:
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Orion retweeted
Oakland's longest running brewery — and one of its most interesting and innovative — Ale Industries has done a new marketing collaboration with the East Bay SPCA that is all but guaranteed to sell a lot of beer and get some cats and pups adopted. sfist.com/2021/08/27/oakland…
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Missing panel: "the other projects will stay on track if we divert devs, right?"
Adding more people to a project
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"Does anyone know how to [...]?" Non-ADHD brain: hm, this'll take awhile. I'll come back to it later. ADHD brain:
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Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, Jeopardy, and Reading Rainbow are beloved classics because the hosts lead through gentle kindness and compassion, making the viewers the center of the show. The host was merely a facilitator.
We want LeVar Burton to host Jeopardy for the same reason we venerate Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers, and the same reason the show Ted Lasso is so popular. Our culture yearns for, and desperately needs, men who are kind and gentle, and who will teach that by example.
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Growing up, I struggled with learning (later diagnosed as dyslexic and ADHD). Mr Rodgers taught me it was okay to be different, Alex Trebec taught me it was okay to ask questions, @levarburton instilled the desire to read.
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The world needs more people who can lead through gentle kindness, desiring only to help others grow. This is why so many hope for LeVar Burton to continue the legacy of Alex Trebec, because he has demonstrated that it's okay to be kindhearted.
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Not sure if this is another toll stop, or if I'm about to get an impromptu performance review... 😬
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These tolls are really starting to add up...
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Sure, I could have put all the toys back in the toy chest when I cleaned up the living room and moved the couches, but this is more enjoyable.
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Someone is on relaxers today so he (hopefully) won't murder the vet.
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When your dad has popcorn, and you're debating moving closer.
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Remember kids, not every project should be ran in agile.
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Me: "didn't I just pay the toll?" Linux: "that was to go down the stairs. This is the up-the-stairs toll. Please don't make a scene."
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You take 1 week off and come back to ~200 emails and ~100 slack messages. I... need another week off.
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