Our Ginger

If you're spending all day moaning about the hot weather, then imagine having a fur coat on as well. Mummy said she'd dunk me in a bath of cold water, but I've found a hidey hole so she can't find me 😼

Mummy's bought a bird table for the garden. That's the tweet. 😈

When Daddy goes to work, he wraps me up in a blanket to keep me warm and cosy. I love Daddy 😻

Mummy is very poorly. The doctor has given her anti's robotics and told her to rest. That means no gin for at least 5 days 🤭 Me and Daddy are looking after her, and Daddy's feeding me. Hopefully she'll be back to normal soon cos Daddy keeps forgetting.

Mummy says she's going to put me on Ebay if I don't stop meowing at 5am for my first breakfast of the day. I'm going to put Mummy in rehab for her gin addiction.

I've been at the cat hotel for 5 days. Got home today and got told off fifty-three times for meowing loudly and making sure the oldies know I'm back. Relaxing now, sat in between them 😈

Good evening, my friends. Mummy is drunk on gin, Daddy is falling asleep after his night shifts, and I'm considering going into politics. What do you reckon?

Mummy has been buying me expensive food because I'm getting old now and she says I deserve it. But I've decided I like Sheba again, so she's had to buy that as well. Now Mummy has turned to gin because she's confused about my fads. Poor Mummy 😹

Daddy's on nights this weekend and that means Mummy drinks lots of gin and watches lots of telly. She's just given me another feed cos she forgot I'd already had my tea 😹

Daddy took this photo of me today while I was soaking up the sun shining through the window. He says I'm a stunner 🥰

I've turned down 3 different meals today and Mummy is doing her nut. I'll eat some later, but I heard beef being mentioned and thought I'd hold out for that instead 😸

Mummy bought me a box 😸

Daddy left me lots of yummy turkey on a plate. Then Gracie from next door came in.

My mummy has told my daddy that she thinks I'm too old to be bothered trying to stop Gracie coming in and pinching my food. After all these years, Mummy still doesn't know me

Oh yes. Revenge is sweet 😈

Mummy got a gin hamper with a big bottle of gin and lots of chocolates. This doesn't bode well.

Do you think I'm beautiful?

Mummy won't let me sit on the sofa cos I bit her hand. I didn't mean it. Honest.

Mummy's been moaning about my behaviour and quite frankly, I don't give a damn. Sat there with her gin while I'm being given Gourmet that I've gone off, I'm protesting. I need a placard.

I'm back home 😈