𝘿𝙚𝙠𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙡

[“ʜᴏʟ' ᴜᴘ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴀᴛᴇʀ?”] ➣ Izuku Sugimoto; Dekupool ➣ Earth-Prime ➣ Vigilante from the original Earth ➣ Crack/Serious #BNHARP #MVRP

"Same."

No. I will not mop.

"Dabibi."

"What the fck?"

Nice cock.

Yoinky splorgy.

"OKAY. Chill. But serious talk though. You're funny compared to any other Batman."

"Genius, Billionaire, Playboy... uhhh.. what was the last one again?"

"There's actually a Lex Luthor in my universe. He's called Jeff Bezos."

You mean hives?

"I guess so. I'm not an original character so, its probably refreshing to you to see people that is not Wade."

"Oh. This is just what I needed, writer." [He grunted and pulled his katanas lazily] "C'mon, dude. I've worked villains before. One of the good things about them is that you work for them, they pay you, then you st4b them in the back."

"I'm not Wade though. Is that okay?"

[He held his laughter with a slight snort behind his mask.] "Villains, regardless of their universes, never change."

"I appreciate my short kings. Cause I, too, am short."

"The chances of me getting into K/DA is 0000000000000000000.00000001%."

"Oh. Trust me, dude. There's a lot of better villain organizations than the League." "Like umm... the Legion of Doom or uhh.. the Sinister Six. Tons of better groups."

"Whenever someone asks me if I'm a hero or a villain, I just say grillpilled."

"So you quitted being a hero so you can bootlick someone else. You people with quirks never learn, do ya?"