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The Shadows (mom's basement)
Joined December 2010
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Out of Work Ninja retweeted
This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.
Out of Work Ninja retweeted
There's no sense in crying over spilled milk.
However, crying over spilled chocolate milk is logical.
I love #Halloween Its the only day a year I don't look out of place at my Curves class.
I always ask if they have superfoods when I go through fast food drive thrus. #HealthNut #TeamChubThighs
I can't wait to test out my interview strategy of answering all questions with a question.
Am I qualified? Doooo you think I'm qualified?
Getting a lot weird looks 2day @Target
It's like people have never seen a grown man dressed in ninja garb in the maternity section before.
I've got a long night ahead of me acting out the entirety of this classic by myself in the dojo. #ThugLife
Don't be a total Friday night loser. Ask @OutofWorkNinja anything. I am a temple of knowledge #askninja
Did I just ingest copious amount Acid or did #PeterPanLive just turn into Whoville?
I'm so American my favorite all-time music artist is Francis Scott Key #StarSpangled200