[Someone wearing two sets of swim goggles on their head , a snorkel and a pool noodle in the pit.] - @ Waterparks, O2 Academy Brixton, London UK Seen by @EMOCRACC

“Well, that was a cumshot.” - @ Yellowcard, Michigan Lottery Amphitheatre, Detroit MI Overheard by @stickseashan

“Are you a skinhead by choice or by default?” - @ The Chats, Brooklyn Bowl, Nashville TN Overheard by feziwig_

“Was that free floor coke?” - @ Tiny Moving Parts, Mohawk Austin, Austin TX Overheard by marco_dude62

“I went to the Circle Jerks show I got puked on.” - @ Bad Religion, MacDonald Theater, Eugene OR Overheard by eddie_zapien

“Do some shovin?” “I don’t know. We’ll see how my knees feel.” - @ Dwarves, Dante’s, Portland OR Overheard by eddie_zapien

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All “wake up, Green Day, September has ended” jokes are made by people that stormed the capitol on Jan 6.

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