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Dan Joseph Ukeme

@Oxwordz

Writer | Mathematician | English Teacher | Madridista | Kendrick Lamar | MMA | G.M. MSAIN | Dr. House of the good old scribecraft.

 Owode, Nigeria
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Joined May 2023
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Hi, I'm Dan Joseph Ukeme, known by most as Oxwordz. I'm a writer of over 5yrs. Well-researched academic works in any field (science, engineering, arts), blog content, grant proposals, technical documents, etc. Whatever non-fictional works you have, I write it. I also teach.
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Temi Faniran's Doppelganger (@fanirantemii) profile pictureTemi Faniran's Doppelganger@fanirantemii1 Oct 2024
It’s the last quarter of the year 2024. Re-introduce yourself once again!
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Inibehe Effiong (@InibeheEffiong) profile picture
Inibehe Effiong
@InibeheEffiong6h
A man in his eighties with a dubious history, who should be spending time with his grandchildren at home is busy wrecking the country, pretending that he can govern Nigeria, and some young people whose future he is destroying are supporting him.
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As how I go survive like mad 😭 all you have to do is be a fucking decent person that's literally it
𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒐𝒎𝒂♥︎. (@fluerderose) profile picture𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒐𝒎𝒂♥︎.@fluerderose15h
None of you, including me would survive in a working Nigeria.
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Capitano@datcapitano23h
PO has a chance. Very solid one too Don’t let anybody lie to you. We can talk about spread later. But woh. I know wetin I Dey see
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@Kunmi_adNov 12
The word “provider” is a slur
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@Top_GunMNov 12
They said GRV was lying Meanwhile this is a tyrant doing same in his country Anyway; geography is destiny and you can only see as far as your mind can take you in life, I’m not even amazed they think it’s impossible I’m in a country with those who think corruption is strategy🤣
Feker 🇰🇵 (@Fekerfanta) profile pictureFeker 🇰🇵
@FekerfantaNov 11
🇰🇵 Kim Jong Un inspecciona miles de nuevas viviendas construidas en Thongchon en poco más de dos meses. Las casas se han levantado para realojar a los vecinos afectados por una nueva base naval, priorizando sus necesidades antes de iniciar las grandes obras militares.
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ARELLANOGLOU 🇬🇷 (@Arellanoglou) profile picture
ARELLANOGLOU 🇬🇷@ArellanoglouNov 12
Lo más triste es que en la 2023/24 cierto sector madridista también le afeaba sus gestos y su actitud. Y deslucía sus grandes prestaciones, por eso pase lo que pase le voy a tener un cariño inmenso a este futbolista. Y celebraré como un título su vuelta
darui 🇧🇷 (@naegcfs20jr) profile picturedarui 🇧🇷
@naegcfs20jrNov 11
VINI JR VS BORUSSIA DORTMUND | 2024 UCL FINAL
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I tell people to be strong and move on while drowning in thoughts myself. I can’t work 1 hour without your face popping up. I can’t even sleep without waking up 6,7 times. God abeg How do I even move on atp I prophesied goodness all round my November. Not this, man😔
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Dad Jokes
@DadsaysjokesNov 9
Adult life is basically feeling sleepy when you need to work and having insomnia when you can finally sleep.
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Kush@neverconvincedNov 11
People are very good at finding reasons why their own behavior is understandable and yours is unforgivable
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HER.@Adore_ShayNov 12
Lmfao any woman doing this to you hates your fucking guts 😭😭😭
👑🗽 (@_sosoqueens) profile picture👑🗽@_sosoqueens8 Aug 2025
Girls be like “ i got a special day planned for you” and it be something she wanna do, that you gotta pay for
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CZ 🔶 BNB
@cz_binanceNov 12
It's a mistake for Nvidia to let Jensen resign.
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Vini Jr.
@vinijrNov 12
Unforgettable intensity. Memorable charisma. #BOSSBottledBeyond Eau de Toilette Intense #BOSSRecognizeBOSS
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ICEYY@wun0foneNov 11
Bro police go carry you for road and dem no go allow you call anybody…. No be kidnapping be that ? Time don reach to face this people again #whereisusman
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 11
🤍 Thibaut Courtois: “José Mourinho fills the room. You can feel his presence when he enters the dressing room”. “We needed something like this”, told Sky.
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Concra@ConcraRmfcNov 12
Fun Fact: No current player in the Arsenal squad has more assists in the UCL than Valverde, only Henry has more than him in your entire history and he leads him by only 1. “What does Valverde do” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Santi (@PeakSxnti) profile pictureSanti
@PeakSxntiNov 12
The way people talk about Valverde like he's Vladimir Putin cracks me up man.. Other than the ball striking what does he do?
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Garcia
@GarciaCapNov 12
“Jensen was caught cheating” “Yeah with the Chinese spy that’s old news” “Different woman”
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Mark
@Marknit0Nov 10
Me I want Peter Obi to win the elections o
mayank (@maynkydvv) profile picturemayank@maynkydvvNov 9
half of Twitter wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
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amina.@aminajaafarrNov 11
watching power and ghost had time for his club, drug dealing, his wife, his side chick and his kids. this nigga had 27 hours in his day damn😭
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Janty
@CFC_JantyNov 12
"If Carrick had started the season, we would have won the league."
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Igor Os
@igor_os777Nov 12
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