rosie 🌷

o_x‼️ [ they're so excited... ] thank you, rosie.

what the..

... [ rosie can likely see the gears turning in his head as he tries to figure out a compromise. ] would it make you feel better if i moved the bedside greatsword to my dresser.

90% chance of there being an attack overnight...?

i'd say it's about 50/50.

underneath my pillow, where i sleep. for easy access. in case there's an attack overnight.

urg... if it makes you feel better, the greatsword isn't even a greatsword. it's only a small blade. and i keep it under my pillow, so there's no risk of me tripping on it. [ as if the idea of a blade directly under corravan's head is at all comforting to them. ]

augh. but they're already there...

do you know what's cheaper than replacing the windows of the castle?

... [lowering his voice like he's trying to keep a secret] do we have room in the castle budget for that..........

but the glass can be broken...

maybe, if they were really determined.

what if someone comes in the window?

well— okay, what do you consider being prepared.

what if they do, though? it's good to be prepared.

ah... i guess, if you want to do that. can it still be within arm's reach?