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Trump just told Biden to meet him on the 9th green at 9.
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Why JT look like a summer analyst who just went drink-for-drink with Mark Hanna on Absolut martinis? Excellent strategy sir.
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Fintwit was pure comedy this weekend. Some of you have never been through a financial crisis and it shows. Social media proves to be a dangerous hysteria hyper loop.
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He’s either the most out of touch President we’ve ever seen or this is best troll of 2023. There is no in between.
My Administration is cracking down on illegal, surprise overdraft fees. We’ve already secured $30 million in refunds for about 170,000 account holders. And we won’t stop there.
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And it’s certainly no different today than it’s ever been. 1637, 1797, 1819, 37, 57, 84, 1901, 07, 29, 37, 74, 87 - Jesus didn’t that fuck me up good - 92, 97, 2000, 08, 2020 and whatever we want to call this. It’s all just the same thing over and over. We can’t help ourselves.
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Where is Powell? Where is Yellen? Stop this crisis NOW. Announce that all depositors will be safe. Place SVB with a Top 4 bank. Do this before Monday open or there will be contagion and the crisis will spread.
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Seriously considering an opportunity in South Florida. Wife and I (and now son) have lived in the NY area for nearly 10 years. Humbly calling on FinTwit to provide any insights. If you’ve made the transition, any regrets?
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I don’t know why this Genevieve person keeps popping up on my timeline but at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
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It’s that time of year again… 🤡
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Succession ending after season 4 is both the best and worst news of the week. Virtually guarantees the szn will be a banger and cemented in TV lore. Ending the show early is a big brain move.
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Everyone in PE knows about the “what”, very few focus on the “how”. See below some unsolicited (and random) tips on improving your effectiveness as a PE investor. Have a great weekend all. TPG
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11. Build relationships One day you’ll wake up and realize how many people come in and out of your life. I got my current job thru a relationship from my 1st yr in IB who I had not spoken to in 10 yrs. You never know how people will come back in your life, cultivate your network
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12. When it comes to career moves, trust your gut People will tell you what should do, they all have agendas or bias that dictate that perspective. Only you know what is best for you. Be thoughtful and deliberate with your decisions, don’t burn bridges.
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