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I have a spelling checkerI've run this poem threw it,I'm sure your pleased too no,My checker tolled me sew. - Janet Minor

Thinking is the hardest work there is. Which is the probable reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

You just might have a southerner working for you if: His outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.

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Men who accomplish great things in the industrial world are the ones who have faith in the money producing power of ideas. - Charles Fillmore

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."

That's the nature of research - you don't know what in hell you're doing. -'Doc' Edgerton.

Science is simply common sense at its best, that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic. - Thomas H. Huxley

I'm still waiting for the "Honk if you hate Microsoft" [bumper sticker], but that might get annoying, everyone honking at you.

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H Comins

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One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty. - The Zykovs, 1914. - Maxim Gorky

Analysts do it continuously and smoothly.

If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person. - Ralph Bunche Windows95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.

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Linux: because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!

The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency.

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.