Writer, Senior Researcher (Cultural & Creative Industries), Arts Practitioner. || @AndaniAfrica & @openrestitution || Arts, Culture, Heritage Praxis.

Soweto, South Africa
Joined June 2009
Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
I’m trying to figure out how Aldis Hodge has never been named @people’s Sexiest Man Alive?! 🤨
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I want to travel the world, not just for vacations, but for work, conferences, summits, volunteering, workshops, education, and opportunities to make a real impact.
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
there are elders in my bones whom i have never met. their prayers are tucked and hidden beneath my skin. their courage is threaded through my hair. i walk into the world thinking i am alone, until i remember who walks with me.
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
Your bank app showed your salary to strangers, and nobody told you. The @InforegulatorSA just fined @FNBSA R1M under POPIA. A misconfigured app setting allowed 696 customers to view the home loan applications of 88 others, including their incomes, addresses, and, in 9 cases, account numbers. What makes it worse is that two customers flagged it in 2022. However, FNB treated each as a one-off, never reported it and didn’t fix it. The Regulator also caught FNB collecting personal data from newspapers and retaining some records indefinitely without a legal basis. Meanwhile, other SA banks drew a line in the sand on AI agents this week. So, / @CapitecBankSA says no third-party AI agents, screen-scrapers allowed / @AbsaSouthAfrica says if you share your login with an AI and lose money, you may be held liable. / FNB says it does not yet allow third-party AI agents to access customer accounts or make transactions; however, they are building a framework for approved AI assistants with a per-action consent / @Discovery_SA says it doesn’t currently allow AI agents into accounts Big ups to @InforegulatorSA. They're really busy. Other relevant regulatory entities really need to catch up and set direction. Otherwise, the private sector, banks in this case, will do as they please. In the EU, they don't play games. For now, the message to fintech founders is clear. Build on consent-based APIs, not shared passwords. Would you let an AI agent transact in your account?
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
Don’t pray for money. Pray for protection, wisdom to make the right decisions, and good health to enjoy the blessings that come your way. ❤️
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
R. Kelly’s “To the Homies That We Lost (I Wish Remix)” featuring Boo & Gotti is the realest tribute record in R&B history. the original “I Wish” peaked at no. 14 on the Hot 100 and started as a planned 2Pac collab.
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
SARS: Remember that you need to submit your social media income. 🤠: Yeah I did, I had some X revenue payouts. SARS: Thanks for submitting that, but now you're a provisional taxpayer because it's an additional income to your salary / R30 000 then you're supposed to submit every six months. 🤠: Well, no - because I didn't know I'd be paid that. I had one viral post that pushed me over at the end of the tax year. SARS: Well, now you're a provisional taxpayer. 🤠: Well, no, because X ended the revenue sharing so I no longer receive anything. They aren't ready for half the stuff they want people to declare.
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
Can we normalize admitting that you want to get married, but you're also scared of choosing the wrong person? 😭 Like, Lord, I want a partner, not a lifelong character development program. HAHAHAHA.
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
lento iqala ngo fihla u last seen ku WhatsApp, uLock'e profile kuFacebook then ubone sewufihla ii-scones emingcwabeni.
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
This is so me 😭 I’ve filled my life with things I genuinely love doing. I enjoy my own company so much. If I’m not out doing something I love, I’m at home resting, reflecting, processing life and just being. I’ve never really been a friendship group kind of person... It’s the most peaceful thing ever for me because I’m genuinely built like this. 😂❤️
Girls that genuinely have NO friends… what do y’all be doing?? 😭 Like no group chat, nobody calling your phone, nobody to randomly link with, you really just be by yourself every day 😂 Cause same, and I’m genuinely curious what all the other friendless girls be doing with their time besides work 😭
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
To the ones with money.
Do you find families to be more respectful towards married people than the unmarried ??????? Is it fair ?????
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
I think we should be teaching children metaphysics and universal laws, the power of saying no, the art of discernment, the power of silence and stillness, the law of detachment, the truth about money (it's just energy), the importance of connecting with nature and grounding ourselves, the power of forgiveness, and, most importantly, the importance of having fun and playing. And above all, the golden rule: “As within, so without”
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
When the Boss says “no Bonus this year” Me: Sukundizamaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😭
This guy is going crazy. May I never embarrass myself like this?
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
Does anyone else remember Sunset Beach, aired on Channel 5 late 1990s? I bloody loved that show so much, it was so awful that it was brilliant. 🤩
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
After politicians, the people I dislike the most are those who work in the municipality’s billing department. Making mistakes and failing to account for them is their second nature. 😭😫
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
The realest thing you can do, is call yourself out, correct your own flaws and become better.
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
WE ARE SO ONN!! Bring BACK THE BALA FAMILY AS WELL You can keep Nandi
BREAKING NEWS: The Ranakas Are Returning To TV The hit reality show featuring radio/TV personality Dineo Ranaka, actress Manaka Ranaka, as well their extended family, is making a comeback with a brand new season. #KgopoloReports
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
Seeing this scene & watching her play victim to then by the end of the episode tryna suck up a half dissolved pill in the sink of a nasty ass court bathroom had me in knots 😂 Because Jax be fukn fareal. Mama’s (esp black ones) know they children
Emayatzy acted the hell out of this scene 😮‍💨#ReasonableDoubtHulu
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
Some things bloom on their own timeline, and no amount of rushing makes the petals open sooner. The season of waiting is where the roots get strong enough to hold what's coming
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Phumzile Nombuso Twala retweeted
Imagine your child growing up believing big dreams are NORMAL because they watched you pursue yours!!!!
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