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Sailor, biker, adventurer, trade & build stuff I convert coffee (sometimes beer/wine) into code The 'little' things count ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š https://teapawt.net/t.co/Q8CJomv3dW

A small rock (seriously)
Joined November 2007
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Some of my posts should not be taken too seriously and are often made with some sarcasm intended!
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Probably the funniest thing I have seen today...
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Emailing UK customer support a mundane question about one of their products I bought, and getting a real human response that was detailed and friendly, in less than an hour ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Such a rarity these days!
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Raegan
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Damn. Cheaper baked beans. You've got my vote...
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Now MSFT - Demand drives price - GPU's/Memory up, Humans down...
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Opened one of my toolboxes, and the tool I wanted was right there, on top!
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Drain the oceans, fuck it, this shit is funny ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Yes, you can fly direct, but this is 1 3rd of the price! lol
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Paul Smith ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
This is exactly me at 60 now. I don't have a bucket list, I have a FCUK it list, that's how I live, twitterati's who knows me personally will agree I am sure ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ read fully ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Looks like this storm hit the mainland good, too. Hope you are all OK. Kind of getting fed up with this. Too much damage. 1 more night of this tonight for us. See you on the other side.
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Oh, look. Now they've thrown in a lightning symbol, just for fun... So, let me get this straight. 80mph winds. Sun, Lightning, and rain. Got it...
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Stay at home warning issued here for tomorrow morning, given the storm expected. You are not allowed to build houses like this here, but I think given the way things are going, we all need them! Cheaper in the long run. More efficient, too. Likely carnage tomorrow
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Public transport just ceased. Goodbye, dear world...
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AI will create jobs...
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Thank you coffee Twitter. Now I just want a flock of micro-ducks...
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Events like today are why you always need some slack in your technical team (imo). No a popular view, I think, but...
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Waitrose. ยฃ15 for 18, 18 for 12, and 4.97 for 4. Damn it. I don't like using my brain this late in the day! Best be safe and just take the 18 ๐Ÿ˜
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I can't really belive it. There was basically a mini storm here. 50mph winds. Fence in garden was breaking loose again, so I had to go out and emergency repair! Went, got beer, now it's gone all calm! Beer really does fix everything!
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Checks weather report. Storm force 9 for Friday... Oh, joy...
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