Lutruwita/Tasmania
Joined November 2013
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gonna be a long night with all those fkn songs after each goal. @Foxtel do you supply replacement mute buttons for remotes? I'm going to wreck mine tonight. #afllionscrows
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PJSweeney retweeted
Look. If you don't find it fucking hilarious watching a dying 80-year-old pedophile rapist wearing 4 pounds of bronzer drawing "Lake America" over Lake Ontario like it's some kind of genius geopolitical flex, while barely able to speak, I can't help you.🇨🇦 😂😂😂
It’s probably been said already but @brisbanelions have kicked 24 goals and it’s been absolutely fucking wonderful to not have to hear a fucking song after each one #aflpieslions
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President Trump is not having an Affair with Natalie Harp.
He probably thinks he is. But trust me, 80 does not go into 35. It’s mathematically impossible. Particularly when the 80 is over 300 lbs with elephant ankles and narcolepsy.
Even Viagra can’t raise that flag.
Rosie, you can’t ask a question then not allow replies. My point is, don’t make an “in memory of “ post, along with a photo of the deceased, then comment about a bloke who was in charge 3 premiers ago. It’s tasteless. (And yes, Melbourne has a problem and you’ve all gaslit)
It's not a political issue when soft on crime policies have led to the death of at least 4 people in Melbourne including 2 children?
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Is the guy in the kayak wearing a lifejacket? Is that one of his 10 things, or did one of your producers drop it off after he built the kayak? @SBSOnDemand #AloneAustralia
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Glen Jakovich looks utterly thrilled that they brought a Freo fan on to sing how much she hates West Coast.
Fucking cringe.
Awkward #TheFrontBar
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Initial application interview:
Producer: "Are you of sound mind? You know you will be alone? Have you any unresolved trauma or MH issues?
Alone Applicant: "No, I really want to show my survival skills"
Producer: "You're in"
If fkn only...
#AloneAustralia
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#usavbelgium Pochettino looks as nervous as a guy who’s in charge of a team owned by a dictator. Like if he was coach of North Korea. I hope his family is being kept safe in hiding.
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Absolutely stunning day here in beautiful Launceston. UTas stadium is having work done so attendance limited to 8500. Sold out. Pitch looks amazing. Imagine having to watch this under a glass roof.
#AFLHawkSuns
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Watson is a wizard…runs his own head into someone…gets a free kick…somehow makes the Head Injury Assessment disappear. Fucking genius. #AFLHawksPower
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Same as last year #AFLpowerDons
When will the @afl get with the rest of ANY sport in the entire world? If the ball hits a post and goes through, it’s a goal. Name a sport where that’s not the case. Oh, and if a defender touches the ball and doesn’t prevent it going in…that’s a goal. #AFLBluesHawks
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If Port were playing we’d have been fined $2bn for failure to take off Watson for concussion #aflhawksswans
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People’s stadium holds 27k apparently and according to tv it’s sold out. My arse. #AFLSunsCats
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Will the all ruling @CricketAus tell visiting teams how much their fans can spend in future?
WTF am I hearing? The Barmy army drove up inflation during the Ashes with their spending? Seriously this government will blame everyone else but themselves for inflation. 40,000 ish conservatively came over from a population of 27 million that actually live in Australia. 568000 migrants came to Australia July 2024-June 2025, but yeah it's the Barmy Army and their 40k. Insane. #auspol
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I don’t know about you but I’ve had a gutful of the Morrison government treating taxpayer money like their own looting rorting piggybank. Scandal after scandal and they have learned nothing.
On @NewsTalk4BC with @scottemerson tonight. #auspol