P.Keys

“Sleepless in Tokyo” is out now!!! youtu.be/2vmjSGVsY9I

It shouldn’t bother me, but I get so irritated when people use the word “literally” over and over for no reason while telling a story. This is a recent trend, cuz we weren’t using this word as a filler until a few years ago. Please stop.

Don’t give a fukk been doin it since I was a kid and won’t stop now.

Rewatched this during the pandemic and had to laugh at 3 white boys with a Japanese ninja grandpa, and the title track to the sequel is a song from early 90’s kpop group Seo Taiji and Boys. Confused much?

Serious question. Not talking shit. Can someone explain to me the appeal of watching these streamers who just film themselves doing regular shit all day? And why are they famous for that. I need to know

The fact that a 6 pack of non alcoholic Heineken costs $2 more than a 6 pack of regular Heineken is an absolute crime against humanity. I’m tryna refrain from drinking but yall making it difficult!

Feeling so proud and accomplished cuz I never changed the clock on my car from the last time change, and realized today my clock is now the correct time.

Crushed by the news of Angie Stone passing away. When I was living alone in Seoul during the early 2000’s, her Mahogany Soul album got me through some rough times. So many memories of blasting that album on the subway with my iPod.

Somebody gonna have to tell who the hell this Montoya is I keep seeing everyone talk about on the timeline

Warriors so ass… that is all.

I’m “sitting by the radio until the new song I like comes on, then quickly pressing down the record button on the boombox so it records on to the blank cassette” old…

I remember my mom saved up the tops on her Kool cigarette boxes and mailed them in to get me a green insulated cooler lunch box with the KOOL logo on it. The very first day I brought it to school they called her and said I can’t use it ever again hahahahaha

Paying someone to friend zone you is wild

Me during every Warriors and Niners game…

Wipipo hate spice and seasoning

Need to cop a Jung Hoo Lee jersey asap

Everyone pushing this carnivore diet is basing it purely on aesthetics. I tried this bullshit and my blood test results were insanely unhealthy. Went back to fish and veggies for 3 months and all my levels were back to normal again.

This my sign I’m getting old. I’ve never heard of any of these people.

100% me and my friends thought it was real. They pitched it like it was real until a week after it premiered. I was so scared after watching it I begged my parents to let me sleep in their bed with them lmaooooo