ℋᴀᴠᴏᴋ.

“Wank yourself off.”

“Alex, your life is a bad porno and you’re one of the background actors who pretends not to hear the couple loudly shagging right on the dining room table.”

“Fuck off, Alex.”

“Alex, you’re a virgin, leave Hank alone.”

| Send nudes. And by nudes I mean, send starters and interactions to any of my accounts: @RelentlessCross @TacticaIity @Fcrbearance 😘

“Scruff me.”

“It does not.”

“No.”

rt if alex summers is stupid

| Moral is the story, please write with me. Thank you.

— because all those 2700 are no longer active. I don’t thrive on a high follow count, I’m actually desperate to follow and write with people, I feel actually like I can’t find any characters outside the people I know and that makes me sad.

| This is completely random and I’m half asleep. So I have 3000 followers here right and that sounds like a lot. But actually, this account is about 6 years old, it’s been in about 20 different genres and characters. So actually, I don’t have 3000 followers, I have about 300, —