Secure the land and manage the people.

Stephenville, TX
Joined February 2020
Curling isn't a real sport. Texas: "Hold my beer" – at Texas, USA
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Need a legit landman to get 4 ML signatures tomorrow. $$$
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Time to find a new neighborhood bar – at Midland, TX
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Momma's first marg in a year. Happy rollcall! – at Midland, TX
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Another banger sign spotted in Fredericksburg TX
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JOB ALERT: I'm hiring a new Chief of Staff. Can you help me spread the word? If you know anyone smart and capable who’s looking, send them my way! (I'd also love any help amplifying this, like liking/replying/etc. to this post!)
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Permian proud! – at Midland, TX
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Guess what Bo is n Bo campaign burner acct ?
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Come on already, make it happen!
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Mr French you still owe owe us $10,6969 for for bleach and labor for removing your dna, fecal matter, and spooge from the men’s LR Please remit forthwith or I’m gonna tell your mommy you got caught playing “hide the salami” with Ramon the cabana boy
Replying to @PLM_Pimp
All you people do is lie.
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One of the worst kept secrets in Texas politics is that Bo French is deeper in the closet than Aslan. Buddy of mine in Midland told me this, “everyone knows that Bo French sucks more than the Dallas Cowboys. You don’t want to be near him in a locker room.”
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Wow! Fellow Landman and Bo French supporter @DissLandman is claiming that he has intimate first-hand knowledge about Bo. Apparently, Bo, a confirmed bachelor, has "experience on both sides" and would drill on either side of the lease line, given the opportunity.
VOTE FOR BO FRENCH FOR THE RAILROAD COMMISSION! Rosenthal keeps telling people his engineering background qualifies him for the Railroad Commission. It doesn’t. He was a mechanical engineer who worked on equipment and subsea gear for service companies. Not a petroleum engineer. The public record shows project and equipment jobs that ended around 2017. No PE license. No petroleum engineering title. Nothing that puts him in the Permian or any other big onshore field running production or reservoir work. And nothing that shows he ever dealt with the Railroad Commission from the industry side. No permits, no hearings, none of it. Building rig equipment is a different job from regulating the people who drill and produce wells. The only RRC exposure on his record is the House Energy Resources Committee starting in 2019. That’s not the same thing. Look at what he’s actually proposing. It's an anti-fossil fuel Sierra Club wish list. They endorsed him and gave him a perfect mark on their 2023 House scorecard, and they credited him for filing a bill to phase out routine flaring. End routine flaring, continuous monitors, tighter setbacks, higher bonds. That’s their list. The Permian still doesn’t have enough pipe. Those rules don’t lay any. They shut wells in and leave the oil in the ground. Landowners, counties, and the state lose the money that comes with it. He's a puppet of the "green energy" blob and doesn't have the expertise to understand the consequences of their policies. IN CONTRAST Bo French actually comes out of the Permian. He was raised in Midland. His family has been in the oil business there for more than 80 years and still runs the Midland-based French Oil Company. His father was an All-American Wildcatter. His grandfather helped start the Permian Basin Oil Show back in 1940 and served as its first president. That is not a Houston equipment resume. He grew up around the basin that produces the oil the Railroad Commission actually regulates. He spent about a decade as an energy trader starting in the mid-1990s, so he has seen how Permian barrels and the gas that comes with them clear the market. He's also a rancher and mineral owner. Operators have worked his land. He's been on the royalty side of the lease, which is where bad rules show up first as shut-in wells and smaller checks. The Railroad Commission’s job is Texas oil and gas, and most of that is Permian. French’s background is the family company, the trading desk, and the mineral interest. That is closer to the work than designing subsea gear for a service company and then taking policy cues from the Sierra Club. With his family operating company, he understands EXACTLY what it is to be regulated by the RRC and, as a rancher and mineral owner, understands how RRC regulation protects him. He has experience on both sides of the ledger, which uniquely qualifies him for the role.
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Bo got caught "interacting" another dude off in a country club sauna. Allegedly.
BREAKING: After Caught Interacting With Pornographic Accounts, Rosenthal Unfollows Hetero Accounts, Retains Transexual Account Engagement:
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Come rhein in your boy Garcia
Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Amacher did not merely double down on wrong information; he posed as Talarico's cousin and fabricated a patient verification code to contact the Lindner Center. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/jam… snopes.com/fact-check/tal… rawstory.com/maga-operative… x.com/RheinAmacher/s…
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NO FUCKING WAY
Holy shit. Is @bofrench the fucking Rainy Street Ripper?
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I called the admissions office of Blinn Community College and they told me that someone named Tom had been a student there. Those are facts. @slocumfortexas is a liar
The shitlibs on X that are voting for Transgender Jimmy think I went to Blinn College and live with my parents? 😂 They sure are mad as hell that Republicans are asking for Talarico’s whereabouts when he was missing for 14 days. They’re also mad as hell that Republicans voted to make transgender surgery for minors illegal in Texas. So are Republicans allowed to ask questions about their opponents anymore? Trump asked “Where is James Talarico?” Is that not allowed? The media went crazy when Trump wasn’t around for 48hrs once. Just two days. Talarico was gone for almost TWO WEEKS. Well folks - You know what is true ? I don’t live with my parents, and haven’t since high school. I never attendeed Blinn. I did graduate from Texas A&M in 2005. Now, for little Transgender Lover Jimmy: James Talarico claimed HIS mother’s address when he filed to run for state rep! Jimmy was living with his mother according to the paperwork he filled out. His own writing in a legal document. James Talarico is also on a checking account with HIS mother. This has been proven. This fake landman “PLM Pimp” must have chopped his manhood off - that’s the only explanation for why a landman would ever vote for Transgender Jimmy. I guess that’s what anons using Billy Bob Thornton’s image do these days? 😂 #GigEm
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Holy shit. Is @bofrench the fucking Rainy Street Ripper?
Replying to @FracSlap
The Rainey Street Ripper, aka the Houston Bayou Horror. Victims are young, brown-skinned males. 189 drownings, so far. The prevailing theory is that the Ripper is an older, closeted white man whose sexual attraction to young Indian men fuels extreme internalized homophobia.
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Land, man retweeted
Spent 20 years watching banks lend against rock on a formula built for a different rock. Now they're lending $60 billion against chips on a depreciation schedule built for a different chip. I know how this movie ends. I was in it. Link below to new Old Man Coffee.
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Good lord, the campaign-to-outside spending ratios in this race. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/…
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Don't blame @slocumfortexas for spreading falsehoods. He went to Blinn Community College, where apparently a sixth-grade education qualifies as an advanced degree.
Replying to @PLM_Pimp
These people are so fucking stupid. Please tune in and see for yourself
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