Pete McCormack

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Australia’s Climate Straitjacket: Fashioned by Idiots, Funded by You SYDNEY — In a bold move that left ABC viewers clutching their oat milk lattes in horror, Andrew Hastie committed the unthinkable: he used logic. On national TV. In front of Patricia Karvelas. Without crying. Hastie, a man constantly smeared as “far-right” by people who think Simon Holmes à Court is an energy expert and not a trust fund cosplay activist, simply asked the question no Marxist wants to answer: Why are we punishing Australians with sky-high power bills while selling coal to China and India like it’s a Boxing Day clearance? Cue the shrieking from ABC Twitter™, where the average viewer still believes carbon is toxic, “equity” means equal outcomes, and nuclear power is what turned the Hulk green. But Hastie went further. He had the gall to call net zero what it is: a straitjacket. Not a plan. Not a target. A bureaucratic, UN-approved, teal-endorsed death sentence for Australian industry… designed to strangle productivity while outsourcing “emissions” to the very countries buying our coal in bulk. And as for nuclear? The only technology that could actually reduce emissions and keep the lights on? Banned. Because feelings. Because Greens. Because Simon Holmes à Carbon Credit™ said so. It’s not a climate policy. It’s a global wealth redistribution scheme… where rich Western guilt funds China’s rise, the UN’s bureaucracy, and India’s coal renaissance. All while Australia pretends that bankrupting pensioners and killing off manufacturing will somehow make the planet cooler. This isn’t policy. It’s performance art for the deranged. And PK is front row with popcorn. So ask yourself: Do you want to hit some random arbitrary target for a made-up climate crisis to virtue signal so you can feel better about yourself… or do you want to save lives? You can’t have both. @abcnews @PatsKarvelas @AlboMP @simonahac @punterspolitix @climate200 @un @UNFCCC @wef @AustralianLabor @Greens