( she totally doesn't blush, totally doesn't stand half an inch taller, totally isn't trying to flex her arms in the most subtle way she can. ) yeah, well, you ever need some extra hands you can call me. i got all the muscle.

⠀ ughhhh not just for your muscles. ( glancing up at armani with pure sweetness on features. ) you’re also a really amazing lover, you know that? ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ why are you being evasive . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ what kind of stuff . ⠀⠀

⠀ ( stepping forward, resting his hands on armani’s chest while pressing a kiss to his lips. ) you’re welcome, lovebug. even though i really like the way your muscles looked while you carried that i figured i’d be nice. ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Tempted now that you asked . ⠀⠀

( not that it bothers her much. she's gotten used to the pressure into shoulders, neck, temples. demanding of her attention but she's got shit to do, dammit. ) oh, yeah, no problem! i used to be one of those kids that when

⠀ ( eyebrows furrow as he helps lift the bag into the car , grunting while doing so and not stepping away until it was secure . ) never question a women and her ways, whatever makes them happy. ( nod nod . ) ⠀

( that makes dane stand up an inch taller. feels good, man. ) oh, hahah, thanks. uhm. ( sweaty hand held out, ) i'm dane.

well. well, no, i guess not. i just—— ( never get asked for help, really. so now she's scrambling to do it, missing the handle like twice before finally snagging it. ) sorry, sorry.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ I see . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀ ( snorting while helping carry the bag. ) sounds about right, you know she’s always got to be prepared. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ what happeeened .ᐣ ⠀