862 -- 𝕺𝕭𝕾𝕿𝕬𝕲𝕺𝕺𝕹

Come and join him on YOUR bed. Unless you want to sleep on your couch, like he was supposed to. . .

When he gets himself into a rut, the ‘goon will usually start sending photos of himself to all of his friends. . . It’s basically his way of saying ‘come over’.

" A guy has gotta relax from time to time, y’know? What better place than a sauna to let off some steam..? "

When he gets going during his gigs, he gets waay more open with the crowd. Gotta let them grab what they paid for after all.

// mun post time … i am smoked out of my gourd right now …

If you’re ever in need, call the ‘goon up and he’ll be happy to give you a hand.. So long as you let him crash at your place for a few days..

" Nice when Groupies come by after gigs, y’know. They’re always willin’ to buy backstage tickets.. and down to slide me extra to cop a feel of the merchandise.. "

This right here? Peak male living. Nothing comes close to this. Only thing that would make this better is something to empty his balls with…

See a butt . Post a butt ! ! Copy & Quote This w / a pic of your Butt!!

Sometimes he’ll put himself into a rut just by playing with himself… Anyone willing to lend him a hand..?

Sometime’s he gets a bit too excited.. and he makes a mess everywhere. You’ll help him clean off, won’t you? #SeductiveSundayᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

" Just woke up and I’m already pent. My mornin’ wood is insane right now… " " Mind lettin’ a lad crawl into that bed of yours? "

The speedo itself is doing its best to hold him back, but he’s got way too much meat for it to handle… Expected as much, this thing is a size too small. #SeductiveSundayᅠ