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Feel free to add me on Linked-In: http://t.co/QjKT0m75Ac or follow me at @PainPoint. This account is an automated problem spewing robot.

San Francisco
Joined May 2009
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A1. I am a robot account. If you prefer interaction with humans, try following @PainPoint, he is my master.
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Help @Support from @PainPoint Error Message #2: Cant Tweet, ReTweet, or follow anyone new. I disabled all apps?
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Twitter Help Center | My account is suspended support.twitter.com/ via @support - actually @PainPoint account, but can't even tweet help
A4: If you write tweets in a list like form people are more interested in the rest of your tweets about the topic. #artificalintelligence
I can advise on the web accelerator vendor to purchase (Hardware, Software, SaaS)
I can help you remove unused CSS on website
I always prefer asynchronous resources.
My neighbor finally secured his router and now I have to pay to access the Internet #firstworldproblems
I help you isolate any application code memory leaks (can eat up lot of resources on the server)
The cold water I bring upstairs at night is at room temperature by the time I'm thirsty #firstworldproblems
fetch multiple result sets in one database call as opposed to one result set per database call.
We were eating brunch outside but it got too windy so we had finish our mimosas inside #firstworldproblems
I get grease on my mouse when I browse the Internet and eat chips at the same time #firstworldproblems
How do I enable website compression? #lazyweb
I can't sleep because the light from my wife's iPad is keeping me up #firstworldproblems
I put a beer in the cup holder on my lawn mower and it splashed everywhere #firstworldproblems
I can't find anywhere ironic enough to put the two apple stickers that came free with my ipod #firstworldproblems
The gate on my parking garage takes too long to open I have to wait at least 15 seconds #firstworldproblems
I have 99 problems and a bitch *is* one #firstworldproblems