Clay Cartland

The Miami Mini Bus is moving so fast and efficiently! -No One, Ever

A woman at work told me I look like a cartoon today. So, I guess THIS is what winning feels like.

Been wearing a new deodorant and I keep thinking someone is following me

If my toys disappeared from my room I'd be pissed.

So, it's official... my drag queen name will be Anita Hero and I will only perform Bonnie Tyler songs.

The word of the day is Twitterpated. Makes me want to Tweet about it and watch Bambi.

Dear lady at the gym in sweats and a baseball cat... you totally beat out the Lululemon poster girl in terms of attraction

The post office makes me lose my faith in humanity.

Days like today, you gotta trust it'll all work out. Yet, you still buy your own tacos... cause that's a risk I wont take.

Opening weekend...... done! 3 more weeks to see First Date at Actors Playhouse!

So, apparently I still remember my twitter password.

Iron man 2. Twice is even better

iron man 2. EFF yeah!

I'm so losing my voice. Gonna be a GREAT day at work.

Live the dream! Go to the myspace Glee audition and vote for yours yeopt

Have you gold starred clays Glee aud-ish? Its like a drug, once is never enough

Just bought the most awesome hat ever. http://twitpic.com/1fv7tv

have you gold starred Clays Glee aud-ish today? Everybodies doing it, whoo.

Check the paul and young Ron show to hear my Glee aud-ish. Its gonna be epic

Have you voted for Clay's glee video? Go to myspace and jump on the wagon!