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If you haven't noticed me yet, maybe it's about time to do some paperwork, hm?

He/Him
Joined July 2020
"Right..."
"I mean, full on forget ya--Like most people will--"
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"Forget I said anything."
"I dunno what that word means--All I know is...I see hot chicks and I likey likey--"
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"Sounds like an Euclydian dream demon!" "But I wouldn't worry! They have been extinct for billions of years."
“I hope none of those… … What’s really weird though… Is that I’ve been seeing a triangle in these nightmares .”
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"I might not be the best chef around, but I could try making something for you, tall friend!"
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"Oh-" "Well then..." "Is there anything an elf such as myself can do for you, my draconic friend?"
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"I don't need sleep. The unfinished paperwork is calling my name!"
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"Always read the footnote, people." "Also don't forget the footnote's footnote, of course."
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"Oh! Hello Delilah!" "So this is where you've been? I thought you were turned into a human or something like that!"
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"If that's how you want to go with it..." "Be kind, always offer a helping hand and remember to wear your seat belt!"
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"N-No? None of that! Relax people!"
Replying to @PaperworkElf
😈: "Destruction and mayhem!"
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"Wha-" "NO! Absolutely no murder will be done!"
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"Aaand that should be all paperwork done for today!" "Now what...?"
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"I get where you're coming from, but you've got some strong friends who can watch your back. You're on good terms with the Lindworm, right?" "And don't forget Trylla, Kaisa, and of course, Star and Molly. They've both saved the world at least once."
“… No… No Alfur! I rely on you guys… But… This is something big… This is something that could hurt you guys… I want to protect you guys aswell…”
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