Trump’s Ear doesn’t have a blemish on it. Why isn’t the MSM talking non stop about his staged assassination attempt???

Did you hear the one about The Pedo, The Bear & The Twink?

You don’t build a 250M White House Ballroom, unless you never plan on leaving. Just Sayin’

Def gonna have Golden Shower Opera Boxes

There technically is no Epstein Client “List”, because Lotus 1-2-3 came out in the 80’s. So what people need to do is ask for the Jeffrey Epstein Client Spreadsheet.

Trump v. Musk aka El Taco v. The Ketamine Kid 🍿🥤

NostraPapidamus nails it again.

Blue Horseshoe ❤️ 90 Day Tariff pauses. 😏

Elon booking his Nazi Barber on Wish.

I hear Matt Gaetz is returning Nestor in exchange for Andrew Tate. Shocker🙄🥴

Damn, Tom Cruise looks like he’s been on a bender in the Dagobah System

And let’s not forget, Trumpy McClown Face wouldn’t even hang Obama’s official portrait painting while in office.

Dear @RealJamesWoods, I’m sure “thoughts and prayers” will work this time, right James? 😉 🎶 Hey, you might need a raincoat Shakedown Dreams walking in broad daylight 365 degrees Burning down the house”

Oh look it’s the MAGA Weather Yeti, aka the Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body Sasquatch reporting live on Insurrection Anniversary.

Rapey McForehead aka Matt Gaetz taking makeup advice from crossdressing, homosexual George Santos is peak MAGA Alpha Male 😆

I still think the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter could be Ezra Miller. 🤔

My daughter is on a group chat with her school friends and I just heard her say, “Can we normalize not talking over each other?” 😆😆😆