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(He/Him) Level 34. Just a guy doing his best in the world, like most of us. Be kind to yourself. Pokemon, Dragon Age, and various other game franchise enjoyer.

Joined October 2009
Fight for your values and fight for your friends Fight through this blight before everything ends In the Age of the Dragon our teamwork can't fail For the hero named Rook is protecting our Veil
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Fight for your values and fight for your friends Fight through this blight before everything ends In the Age of the Dragon our teamwork can't fail For the hero named Rook is protecting our Veil
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Howdy. It's a week until Dragon Age: The Veilguard is out, which means spoilers will be nigh unavoidable here. I may come back, but if not, you can find me where the skies are bluer🦋
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Rook’s Coffer for #DragonAge: The Veilguard is now available to pre-order at the link in bio! And we’re giving away 5 – for your chance to win RT this post including #DragonAgeSweepstakes AND follow @DragonAge on X. NO PURCHASE NEC. 18+ Ends 11/25/24. Visit Ea.com/games/dragon-age/drag… for details.
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This hits way too hard for a parody.
Game Freak Leak Confirms You’ll Never Be as Happy as You Used To hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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"You have as much time as I have arrows" is one of the most badass lines in Dragon Age tbh
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Shiny Vulpix in Go! Been a bit since my last shinies 🔥🦊✨️
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Finished my Solvellan playthrough. It was alright. Not really my thing, but I get why people like it. Now with 18 days left I've started a duel-wielding Dwarf named Brick Cadash because, honestly, I've missed having a beard.
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10 years later, I found a unique shield I had never found before, and discovered the Inquisitor could become a Red Jenny. I love Dragon Age Inquisition
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#Veiltober Day 11 - Solas Eliminates 99% of Germs! #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DragonAge
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Y'all, should one of my Rooks in Veilguard be named Moo Deng?
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Just a ball of curiosity and a threat to no one. 💀 #DragonAge #EmmrichVolkarin
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Yess, give me all the Doctor Who Professor version of Vincent VanGhoul #VowsAndVengeance
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SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG
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No, but this makes sense. Do you know how many spiders the Warden, Hawkeye, and Inquisitor have exterminated? Hell, for all we know the Nightmare Demon was the source of all spiders in Thedas. Or maybe Northern Thedas just has really good pest control 🤔
Dragon Age: The Veilguard is the first game in the fantasy action role-playing game series not to feature spiders, developer BioWare has confirmed. bit.ly/3Nh7dd4
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I keep coming up with new playthroughs I want to do in Inquisition but the completionist/ADHD part of me doesn't want to just do story quests and move on to the next playthrough lmao
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Okay shes kinda cute, kinda cursed 😂
Replying to @iUkuleleGirl
moo deng…. but make it eeveelution
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ドライヤーで変形するニャスパー
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A reminder: Not everybody likes high energy streamers Not everybody likes chill vibes streamers Not everybody likes angry baby rage at everything streamers Not everybody likes educational streamers Not everybody likes variety streamers Not everybody likes one game only streamers You're still valid. And the community you want will come. Not everyone will be into your content - even your own friends - and that's OH.KAY. You're still valid and people WILL still enjoy what you have to offer.
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LMAO Niantic got community noted. Careful throwing around lawsuits, Pokemon, you might end up on the wrong side one day 😉
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